twat blackbelt
twat blackbelt by tomooo184 November 14, 2010
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twat penis
Husband: Suppose we'll be having sexual intercourse tonight, dear?
Wife: Oh yes, definitely, sweetheart!
Husband: Anything in particular you'd like me to do?
Wife: Yes! I love it when you rub your penis on my twat penis, baby! Now let me make a man out of you!
Husband: Excuse me, dear, but what in the hell is a "twat penis?"
Wife: Go look it up in the Urban Dictionary, honey! Then give me nine inches and make it HURT!
Husband: Oh no, not again! I'll have to screw you three times and knock you over the head with a frying pan!
Wife: Oh yes, definitely, sweetheart!
Husband: Anything in particular you'd like me to do?
Wife: Yes! I love it when you rub your penis on my twat penis, baby! Now let me make a man out of you!
Husband: Excuse me, dear, but what in the hell is a "twat penis?"
Wife: Go look it up in the Urban Dictionary, honey! Then give me nine inches and make it HURT!
Husband: Oh no, not again! I'll have to screw you three times and knock you over the head with a frying pan!
twat penis by Rick Roberson January 26, 2011
Twat Twaddler
1) Any loud-mouthed liberal female politician.
2) Any loud-mouthed feminist, or their self loathing male counterparts.
3) Any loud-mouthed lesbian.
4) Any loud-mouthed all of the above.
2) Any loud-mouthed feminist, or their self loathing male counterparts.
3) Any loud-mouthed lesbian.
4) Any loud-mouthed all of the above.
Twat Twaddler by Russ and Gus May 6, 2011
twat box
Twat box within my team of Manhattan misfits refers to pussy. For some reason, our dear friend EB added "box" to twat and butt. We used to refer to pussy as "box" without the twat. But since EB's insight we now add box onto both vaginal and anal penetration. These terms are reserved for hetersexuals.
Example 1, "She squirted all over when I knocked out her twat box in the reverse cowgirl."
Example 2, "I stuck it up her butt box and pulled out some mudge!"
Example 2, "I stuck it up her butt box and pulled out some mudge!"
twat box by general mudge May 1, 2006
Twat Face
A female manager who smells, acts, and looks like an ovesized and animate vulva. A common characteristic is the possability of one body part being of larger size than another (i.e. one leg longer than the other; one ear bigger than the other).