Gaelic Tugboat

Gealic Tugboat <Gay-lick tugboat>

Noun- When a white male inserts his own penis into his own rectum.

"Incels are huge fans of Gaelic Tugboats, because they allow the incel to pleasure himself completely"

by Sandy Snatchflap May 21, 2020

Turban Dictionary

A dictionary used to document Middle Eastern slang.

I would be completely lost reading Turban Dictionary.

by Diggity Monkeez April 26, 2005

Turbanator

A person who wears a Turban with Pride. Has a kind heart loves motorcycles and jeeps

I saw a Turbanator on interstate and he stopped his harley in the middle of a road to pick up an injured puppy.

by sng21 July 20, 2021

Turbocrutch

The act of using crutches at lightning fast speed. Most likely used when you have a broken leg or ankle and you need crutches, and people are yelling at you to hurry up.

Guy 1: "Dude! Hurry up, I need to get to class and your crutching too slow!"

Guy 2: "Hey, I'm going as fast as I can!"

Guy 3: "Come on, man, Turbocrutch!!"

by Volleyball Blaiser September 30, 2011

Turbonegro

The greatest band of all time, these Denim Demons hail from Norway, speak German and sing in English. Their display of talent never ceases to dazzle. Their fanbase consists of extremely devoted "Turbo-Jugend", translated from German, Turbo Youth, wears denim jackets ("DER KUTTE") and kicks some serious ass.

Turbonegro is the best Death Punk band - no, wait - the best BAND ever!

by flip dizzle April 1, 2005

tarboles

Misinterpretation of the term "tar balls" which are literally balls of tar. These are found along the coast of Hawaii. Jack Johnson is a surfer (from Hawaii)turned musician, hence the reference to a common item that you'd see when surfing.

"...her feet are all covered with tarboles and scars..." Bubble Toes by Jack Johnson

by C. Eric C. July 7, 2006

turbotron

A wild party including: hot tubs, pterodactyls, chicken patties, space camp stories, frisbees, bug hunting, the viewing of enflamed gasoline coated kitties, and pretty much anything else you damn well feel like doing.

Kate: "What do you want to do this weekend?"
Mal: "Let's have an adventurous turbotron!"
Allison: "Aflack, yeah!"
Sarah: "...Booty."

by Aflack O'Frac April 26, 2009