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Spunk trumpet

CUming into a trumpet and playing it into your significant others butt hole or fanny , fun for all the family
Bill - sorry John I can’t met today I’m giving cousins Stacy a good spunk trumpet
by Smelly toe 6942 April 4, 2021
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Most Trumpet Players

Play too quietly.
Trumpet Player: Quiet
Sane Person: Most Trumpet Players Play so Quietly
by Jerry Smith's Dog November 16, 2021
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The Trumpettes

The Trumpettes are a group of gals who love President Trump and will vote for him!
The Trumpettes: REAL WOMEN, VOTE FOR TRUMP! WE DON NEED NO LIBERAL CHUMP!
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Wetlipping a trumpet

The act of playing a wind instrument with one's genitalia, specifically the vagina and or anal cavity.
I joined the marching band to see the football game free, but I stayed to because Katy wouldn't stop wetlipping a trumpet
by Trandolph1 June 2, 2018
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playing the trumpet

When you blow a guy like you blow a trumpet
Bandie# 1 where showing Sean your flute skills last night?
Bandie# 2 no, I was 'playing the trumpet'

for him.
by Biggius Dickus January 4, 2020
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Trumpsters

A violent barbaric group of people who follow whatever Donald trump says.
Did you hear about Cesar sayoc who sent mail bombs to democrats
He’s one of those trumpsters
by Greatanonymous123 July 4, 2019
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Trumpster

An idiot, ill informed human who voted for Donald Trump in the 2016 election. Most likely a country bumpkin or it could be your aunt........who knows at the this point. Most likely a racist, fat white man who is to insecure and feels the need to vote for Donald Trump and support him.
Did you know that Billy was a trumpster?? No, oh god just shoot me!
by poopfart999 November 27, 2017
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