tampoline

A tampon created just for use by men.

Brad: Hey, Joe, got any tampolines? It's that time of month for me.
Me: Yeah, you want bubblegum-scented giraffe print or chocolate-scented zebra print?
Brad: Definitely the bubblegum-scented giraffe print. Thanks, dude.
Me: Anytime, bro! And don't forget to buy a tampon case for those!

by adjfksf August 1, 2006

Tampon

The person in the backseat of a car who sits in the middle. Also referred to as bitch.

I call not Tampon, or;
I'll sit anywhere but tampon.

by Jeff494 October 5, 2005

TOMboy

A young male secure enough in his masculinity to own and wear a pair of TOMS. A tomboy almost certainly owns a longboard and acoustic guitar, both of which are adorned with TOMS stickers.

Person 1 "Man, see that guy with the sick longboard over there talkin' up the babes?"

Person 2 "Yeah man, looks like he's made quite the splash"

Person 1 "It's those TOMS he's wearing, I think the ladies identify with that"

Person 2 "What a TOMboy!"

by Clive Staples L July 13, 2014

Ass Tampon

A douche bag that can't get over himself. Usually very unobservant and can't stop hanging out with someone well below their age. Very easy to lie to, and very self centered.

Person #1: Fuck that guy is an Ass Tampon!

Person #2: I know, I just want to knock his lights out!

by Double You EyE Ell Ell March 8, 2010

Tomboler

Slang term for a woman's breasts or mammary glands.

Also possible to use the abbreviation "tombos".

Colin: Look at the tombolers on that fit bird!

Gaz: Jeez, man, she's got a right pair of tombolers.

Tracey's tombos are bigger than Chantelle's but she wears chicken fillets ennit.

by Emma M April 29, 2006

tampouche

1. used tampon/douche bag
2. (very faggy) little brother
3. a male who takes it in the woohoo at least once a day
4. A dumbass

My brother kenny is a tampouche.
Oh Yeah Billy is like such a tampouche cuz i gave it to him in the ass.
WTF u tampouche stop putting quarters in the dollar slot on the vending machine!

by Dick Sukker January 9, 2009

tamponjockey

someone who masterbates with a tampon.. riding the tampon

I have heard that girl is into some weird shit..People say she is a tamponjockey!

by twistdbitch420 January 19, 2010