A creature from Wisconsin who likes banging Pete the Pioneer at UW-Platteville and also loves mexican food. Will get a raw penis from having too much sex and will constantly making chirping noises. Likes to be fed like a baby robin, if you chew your food up he will gladly let you insert into mouth. Loves stadium country music that features a bunch of metrosexuals who have never worked a hard days work in their life. Someday when he is older, he will get hit by a boulder, and the seagulls will poke his knees. Answers to the name "Whiskers" and will talk in the third person as such. Wonderful broad.
by creechscreech January 8, 2018
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by ITS RABBIT SEASON September 26, 2018
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Shitty, angry and doesn't give a fuck. Has problems with trust and never feels sad. Hates anyone like him and laughs at them constantly. When he feels loved, he gets all coward-like or lets the person make the decisions. If you leave him or he leaves you, he instantly doesn't remember you and moves on. Loves anything that is violent or really loud. A bad influence and cusses at everything. No stranger to danger.
Wtf is Tim doing
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For the popular technique of bastardizing a Tim Tam, click here: Tim Tam Slam.
History:
A sexual technique that was modeled after the Tim Tam Slam; a process of creating possibly the most delicious thing in the universe. This perversion of the original slam was likely inspired in part by the many videos of young women attempting the slam that circulated Youtube cerca 2018.
The creator of this adaption of the slam is unknown. However, it could have been that kid you knew; you know - the one who convinced everyone to try the Tim Tam Slam - just so he could watch you struggle to suck milk through something long, black, hot, and messy.
Preparation:
To attempt this technique, procure a working phallus of black or brown color. There are three recommended ways of accomplishing this:
1. Buy a Squirting Dildo
2. Find a man of dark complexion
3. Cover your dick in chocolate syrup.
Warning - Do not apply hot fudge to your penis, it will burn like napalm.
The last requirement is a willing mouth, I mean; willing person
Procedure:
To perform the Tim Tam Slam, the slammer inserts their phallus or phallic-like device into the receivers orifice. After filling said orifice with ejaculate, before it is consumed, the slammer (often while attempting to catch the receiver of the slam unawares) then slams their flagging erection or phallic-like device as far into the receiver's ejaculate filled orifice as possible.
Note: Shouting, "Tim Tam Slam" is optional.
History:
A sexual technique that was modeled after the Tim Tam Slam; a process of creating possibly the most delicious thing in the universe. This perversion of the original slam was likely inspired in part by the many videos of young women attempting the slam that circulated Youtube cerca 2018.
The creator of this adaption of the slam is unknown. However, it could have been that kid you knew; you know - the one who convinced everyone to try the Tim Tam Slam - just so he could watch you struggle to suck milk through something long, black, hot, and messy.
Preparation:
To attempt this technique, procure a working phallus of black or brown color. There are three recommended ways of accomplishing this:
1. Buy a Squirting Dildo
2. Find a man of dark complexion
3. Cover your dick in chocolate syrup.
Warning - Do not apply hot fudge to your penis, it will burn like napalm.
The last requirement is a willing mouth, I mean; willing person
Procedure:
To perform the Tim Tam Slam, the slammer inserts their phallus or phallic-like device into the receivers orifice. After filling said orifice with ejaculate, before it is consumed, the slammer (often while attempting to catch the receiver of the slam unawares) then slams their flagging erection or phallic-like device as far into the receiver's ejaculate filled orifice as possible.
Note: Shouting, "Tim Tam Slam" is optional.
Tim: Hey honey, do you want to try a Tim Tam Slam?
Tam: Oh! I've heard of that - that's what all the kids are doing these days, right?
Tim: Yep. Do you want to try it?
Tam: Sure!
After acquiring the final item listed in preparation, Tim attempts the Tim-Tam-Slam (Oral Intercourse).
Tam: (Slurping laboriously*) Are you sure this is what everyone's doing? I mean I like chocolate as much as the next girl but-
Tim. (Breathing heavily*) Ah, I'm sure just keep going, almost there...
Realizing his apparent ruse, Tam laughs and resumes. When Tim has finished she humors him and pretends its delicious - not yet wise to Tim's hands on her head.
Tim: Ah, one more thing.
Tam: Hm?
Tim: Tim, Tam...
Tam: Wha-?!!!!
Tim: SLAM!
Tam: Oh! I've heard of that - that's what all the kids are doing these days, right?
Tim: Yep. Do you want to try it?
Tam: Sure!
After acquiring the final item listed in preparation, Tim attempts the Tim-Tam-Slam (Oral Intercourse).
Tam: (Slurping laboriously*) Are you sure this is what everyone's doing? I mean I like chocolate as much as the next girl but-
Tim. (Breathing heavily*) Ah, I'm sure just keep going, almost there...
Realizing his apparent ruse, Tam laughs and resumes. When Tim has finished she humors him and pretends its delicious - not yet wise to Tim's hands on her head.
Tim: Ah, one more thing.
Tam: Hm?
Tim: Tim, Tam...
Tam: Wha-?!!!!
Tim: SLAM!
by KIX9 June 28, 2019
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Some "unique" snowflake (probably named tim): OMG11!! TIM IS SO HOT AND GOOD AND ATHLETIC YOU SHOULD JUST BOW DOWN TO HIM. NO YOU SOULD JUST KIL URSELF!1!! BECAUSE YOU CAN NEVER AMOUNT TO PRODIGIOUSNESS, HOLY SHIT I JUST WANNA SUCK HIS DICK BECAUS HE IS JUST THAT GOOD!!!!
You, me, or some other individual whom displays even a slight pedigree of sentience: "Holy shit what type of fucking retard would take time out of their day to type this noisome, queasy, nauseating, outright offensive degenerate discard. Out of anything they could've done, they decided to jerk themselves off, on the internet, where nobody cares. They didn't even actually jerk themselves off, like nigga, do us all a favor, and decide in doing something productive, maybe consider a trade, go outside, talk to friends, anything other than praising yourself in order to maintain your delicate confidence (or the facade you hide behind)."
You, me, or some other individual whom displays even a slight pedigree of sentience: "Holy shit what type of fucking retard would take time out of their day to type this noisome, queasy, nauseating, outright offensive degenerate discard. Out of anything they could've done, they decided to jerk themselves off, on the internet, where nobody cares. They didn't even actually jerk themselves off, like nigga, do us all a favor, and decide in doing something productive, maybe consider a trade, go outside, talk to friends, anything other than praising yourself in order to maintain your delicate confidence (or the facade you hide behind)."
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