shit in the closet 

A shit in the closet person is someone who is really just a bad, shit and all round poor excuse for a human being who instead of accepting their shitness and making people aware of this they choose to instead hide it, hence the term 'shit in the closet'. Society today is full of shit in the closet people who need to be exposed, some are more crafty than others and are very good at hiding their shitness. when you have had a bad encounter with a shit in the closet person you will often be left with long lasting emotional, heartache and shame. Shame that you let yourself be fooled, tricked or manipulted.

' all italian guys are shit in the closet, they say they love you and that they need you, they bring you flowers but really they are just waiting untill you give them what they want, then you will not hear from them again'

shit in the closet by exposer...sh December 19, 2011

shit behind the radiator 

after sex when the woman goes to the bathroom to clean her vagina u take a sneaky poo behind the radiator and leave quickly.

look at that wee dirty fat ride I took a shit behind the radiator at hers last weekend!

shit behind the radiator by Robsoned August 14, 2017

Shit in the mud 

A boring person who tends to not want to do anything

Edison is such a shit in the mud

Shit in the mud by K.L.A October 30, 2020

Shit in the mikveh 

"To spoil an otherwise successful endeavor or to ruin an otherwise positive moment." A sort of haimish or heimish (i.e., Jewish-inflected) version of "turd in a punch bowl" or "turd in one's drink." A mikveh is a ritual bath used for purification and conversion in the Jewish tradition and, thus, shitting in one is strictly forbidden.

Me and my buddy were having a great morning shooting out on Forest Service land until a couple of noobs with zero target acquisition skills and good sense showed up and took a massive shit in the mikveh by sending a bunch of 5.56 across our baffles.

Shit in the mikveh by Tin Hat Kippah December 5, 2020

shit hits the fan

When things get chaotic or uncontrolable, shit has hit the fan.

3,000 people were waiting for the movie 7 hours before it opened. When it was announced that the movie would not be showing, 50 chimps on motorcycles parachuted down from the sky. The monkeys pulled out assorted automatic assault weapons and then the shit hit the fan.

shit hits the fan by John_the_WOTist May 15, 2003

Oh Shit Get The Fuck Out Of Here 

A phrase used by non-believing friends.

Also, this is used normally after the words "porkchop sandwiches"

porkchop sandwiches
OH SHIT GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!

Oh Shit Get The Fuck Out Of Here by kitteninastocking May 6, 2009

do bears shit in the woods? 

A saying for of course, what else?, obversely. The same as "is the pope catholic?".

question:"do you want a beer?"
reply:"do bears shit in the woods?"

do bears shit in the woods? by willy_114 August 31, 2008