textil dysfunction

Much similar to erectile dysfunction except it only occurred over text

My boyfriend is no fun over text, it's like he has textil dysfunction or something

by Jose Hernendes April 30, 2016

texticulate

tex·tic·u·late /texˈstikyəˌlāt/ - verb. To use lots of capitalization and special characters in a text message to emphasize one's words.

He texticulated wildly in his tweets, such that they were almost unreadable and nonsensical.

by Rambose Fierce September 14, 2016

TEXTASIZE

The process of adding click-bate text on your videos.

Hey Mike, why don't you textasize your video with "OMG, HAVE YOU SEEN THIS?" to get more people to watch it. This works great on Facebook!

by textasize August 24, 2016

textigestion

when you don’t know if the phone in your pocket is vibrating, or if it’s just your stomach rumbling

Oh boy, this case of textigestion has me reaching for my phone and the pepto bottle at the same time!

by spatialexplorer July 28, 2016

texticular

When your balls do the typing

I sent Shondre a real texticular message last night and she's coming to break me off.

by Bigmoose142 June 24, 2016

Texticle

That facebook reading, Google+ updating, Pokemon Go playing scrotum who holds everything up, because their phone is the center of the Universe.

*While driving a car. She swerves.
Her: I just missed hitting that guy on the phone.
Me: It's okay. I got that texticle with the back door.

by sourkraut November 4, 2016

Texting Battles

When you encounter misunderstandings with your partner via texting in messengers. This occurs when either one of them communicates wrong or send broken texts or use of offensive words leading to fight and detachment

He is vulnerable to texting battles and finally had decided to uninstall all messenger applications from his smartphone.

by Moulish Rated - R Punk December 6, 2016