Testicide

To commit suicide by shooting oneself in the balls.

"I gotta commit suicide,hmm, testicide anyone?"

by GregTheShowerDemon1 November 20, 2011

testicalation

Male figure being sensitive. As the testicle is very sensitive.

Your testicalation actions prevented you from getting lucky.

by alloveritagain December 2, 2011

testicleless

A word used to state that a someone does not have the courage to do something

- Why won't he make the first move?
- Because he is testicleless, he doesn't have the courage to make the first move!

by KGGman January 5, 2012

Testelistic

Becoming ballistic, but your stones start to vibrate as you rampage.

I threw John's phone in the river yesterday and he went testelistic on me.

by thechadway February 3, 2012

Testickler

a small beard, usually found on the douchiest of douchebags, like a goatee, but grown with the idea to provide pleasure to thier partners scrotum during oral sex.

Butch: I really appreciate you growing a testickler for me, Craig!
Craig: no problem, and what nice about it is that the more of your man goo that dribbles on it, the softer it becomes!
Butch: It looks like it's getting split ends?
Craig: Lets fix that up right now, zip, slurp, nom, nom, nom.

by Spanks Johnson February 4, 2012

Testibitch

If you whip out your nuts in front of another guy and he looks, he is officially your testibitch.

I whipped out my nuts and made him my testibitch.

by Nick Casais December 3, 2013

Testicle Brothers

Slang term for two dudes in a homosexual relationship.

"Hey bro, are you and Spencer getting it on? "

"Yeah man, we've been testicle brothers for a few weeks now. "

by dasbrethren December 6, 2014