Tejas special

The act of giving a steer a blowjob. The act of giving fellatio to a castrated bull.

Bob can continue to give that 3 year old steer his Tejas special all afternoon and it still won't cum on his beard.

by _Voodoo_ December 19, 2007

brain teaser

While receiving a blowjob, the man pulls out and blows his load up the blower's nose, then screams, "That will give you something to think about!"

Sarah dumped Jim after he gave her a brain teaser.
But I thought she liked puzzles...

by Billy Jenkins January 6, 2008

Cock tease

My girlfriend.
God bless her soul.

She traced the outline of my penis with her forefinger, but went no further. What a cock tease!

by axzamxa November 25, 2011

teasin' asshole

when you have to shit really bad, but you don't have time so you go pee instead and it teases your asshole.

man i just pissed and it was a teasin' asshole kinda thing.

by blundzz October 20, 2008

Tejas

a retarded gay person who doesn't know anything about robotics and likes gurveen

He is such a Tejas
That guy is Tejas

by ncureonckldc ewic June 16, 2019

Tejas

An antisocial fat fuck who sits on his chair banging out fortnite while stuffing himself with food.
This is not good for u,plz don’t turn into a Tejas.

Billy:Yo Johnny wanna come to the park today?
John:Sure lets go to mellows.
Tejas:NOOO we like fortnite

Billy:Stfu u antisocial fat fuck

Tejas:at least I have friends

Johnny:Yeah u- ur worth 420 bodies irl forget in fortnite
Tejas:Cries
Billy and johnny:IN THE PARK

by RungzV October 29, 2019

sneeze tease

when a sneeze teeters on the edge of coming out but never does

Chris: Yeah man, when i was goin' down on her I thought I finally was about to make her orgasam.

Bill: And?

Chris: False alarm. It was just a sneeze tease.

by Djokomofo December 10, 2009