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Tabletop Tap room

A place where idiots abode and drink ale while reminiscing the good old days of the 1980s and talking about make-believe games and childish stuff.
Boy! Don't stay in that Tabletop Tap room! You are a man now!
by Tom T-Bone February 28, 2023
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German Tabletop

The act of eating a girls vagina out, then snorting a line of coke along her belly and between her titties.
Did you hear? John Stewart pulled off a German Tabletop!
by Zak Kirkup March 9, 2021
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Table Max Wager

A wager placed with 100% confidence. Most likely on a line the Bookmakers have missed, allowing the player to have the edge.
So last night Sportman nailed the Books with a Table Max Wager on the V Tech/G Tech game under 40.5
by Mr Falcone December 7, 2007
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tablexic

Tablexic

A Tablexic is a person suffering from Tablexia. A condition in persons of low self esteem and limited intellect.
Such persons are completely unable to function in the real world. To be Tablexic is to be completely at a loss in society.

Tablexics frequently take refuge in chat rooms, where they attempt to cover up their intellectual deficits and ignorance by lying, using words they don't understand in the wrong place and to constantly misspell.
When disagreed with they rant and rave, then obsess over and stalk their perceived offender. (See also Deminktia)
Tablexic:
Someone with Tablexia might type in a chat room
(on the suject of law):
'its only a conflict of intersts if both parties have the same solicitor'
or
(on the subject of parenting)
'some kids are brought up by fathers who dont know they arnt dads'
or
'any kid has 2 parents by the law of vaarges'
or
'a wedding dress is a dress if u have kids u woe them'
Tablexics are defensively aggressive:

'gosh ud think she could at least learn correct grammer'.
by Dr Johnson's Pen August 7, 2008
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Table One

a group, preferably one that comprises a luch table, that one a select few can ever enter.
Anyone not at table one for luch is a chode boy fresh
by CBFTREVVYTREV April 19, 2009
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table family

a family who believe they own the ice rink or sports area.

a hairy man wearing a baseball cap.
& various family including a daughter who dances, growls, never changes clothes and only has her fringe cut bowl head when visiting annual hairdressers.

BELIEVED TO LIVE UNDER THE TABLE DUE TO MORE THAN REGULAR OCCURANCE AT ICE RINK
Samantha; there! there they are

Alex: who's that?

Samantha; the family that live under the table!

Alex; they live under the table?!

Samantha; Yeah the table family, they live off stolen chips.

Alex; oooooo shes growling...
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table-stalking

When you are at a resturant without a waiter that is really crowded, and you look for people that look almost done with their food and stay near their table until they leave, so you can get the table before other people.
When I was at 5 Guys, it was so crowded, I had to stalk tables, I even had everyone split up so we could get a table.

Man 1: Hey! You can't take that table! I was next in line!

Man 2: Yeah, but I was table-stalking it already.
by pseudonymousbosch12345 October 22, 2010
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