Toyotalled

What happens to your 2007 or newer Toyota if you decide you want to keep your floor mats.

Chevy driver: "Middle manager, why weren't you at work last week?"

Toyota driver: "Not that it's any of your biznatch, cube dweller, but I was at the hospital because I crashed into a tree at 114 miles per hour. My whole family died a fiery death."

Chevy driver: "Sorry to hear that, middle manager. You really got toyotalled".

by DMD0cal February 5, 2010

Toyota AE86

T0ky0 dr1ft

Ima out drift you in my Toyota AE86 faggot

by Toyota AE86 July 31, 2018

Toyota Lard Cruiser

Not a real car, "Land Cruiser" is a real car. Not as dumb as a car as the other uneducated idiot described above. It is the most reliable SUV and won't break down as easily as a Ford Explorer or Chevrolet Suburban, which are both truly unreliable and are way uglier. Let's face it, Japanese manufacturing is superior to America's and there is nothing anyone can do about it.

Redneck: I'd rather not have any vehicle then buy a Japanese SUV! Especially a Land Cruiser! Or should I say "Toyota Lard Cruiser!"
Me: You won't survive life. Ever.

by Mr. Makuniru May 18, 2016

toyocowzard

A lizard the sive of a toyota that eats cows. Shoots lazers from its eyes. natural predator of the acid-spitting llama.

"that toyocowzard ate my pet llama1"

by Logan & Jake June 11, 2006

Toys

Tired of your shit

Andy Zhao I'm so TOYS.

by Toys30 June 1, 2016

Toys

The use of dildos or vibrators for sexual pleasure.

Tiara used toys on herself

by jonbrowns January 12, 2008

Toyota Lard Cruiser

A lard wagon manufactured by Toyota, with the driver almost exclusively always being a soccer mom, a milf or a homosexual. Also known as Toyota Land Cruiser, though a common and clever form of minor vandalism will convert the "n" in "Land" to the letter "r" so that it says "Lard", as in "Toyota Lard Cruiser".

Check out that 40 year old big fat fatty driving in her Toyota Lard Cruiser!

by PMax May 9, 2008