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Toyotalled

What happens to your 2007 or newer Toyota if you decide you want to keep your floor mats.
Chevy driver: "Middle manager, why weren't you at work last week?"

Toyota driver: "Not that it's any of your biznatch, cube dweller, but I was at the hospital because I crashed into a tree at 114 miles per hour. My whole family died a fiery death."

Chevy driver: "Sorry to hear that, middle manager. You really got toyotalled".
by DMD0cal February 5, 2010
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totalled

To so severely damage a vehicle, typically a car (automobile), that it is a total write-off, that is beyond economic repair
This guy in a 4x4 just pulled out of a side road and totalled my car, it looked as if it had been hit by a snow plough(plow)
by Martin George September 24, 2004
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Toyotable

Toyotable
Verb: used to describe the condition of a crudely established, non maintained trail or off-road non trailed area that should only be attempted in a Toyota pickup. Mainly the Hilux, SR5, 4Runner, Tacoma, ect. Which because of their high clearance and short wheel base are able to tackle hills and trails that other trucks should not attempt.
Yo dude check out the gnarl on that hill! It’s steep enough to flip most trucks over.
O yea, it looks toyotable to me, lets stick it in 4 low and climb that sucker.
by RJ-mtechie December 17, 2008
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TotalledWord203

TotalledWord203 - the minecraft Gordon Ramsay, spends his time insulting your builds, your life and building better then you
“I’ll get TotalledWord203 to come insult your builds”
by An online friend February 26, 2020
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Toyotalrecall

The entire (total) recall of Toyota cars due to various malfunctions.
Hey man whatsup? You look pissed

Yea, i had to send my car to the dealership because of this bullshit Toyotalrecall. So much for Total Quality Management.
by JV1st February 9, 2010
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totalled

(adj) the state of one being out of their face. Common examples are an individual consuming excess quantities of mushies or soup
Bruv, way to go, Im totalled!
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totalled

the point of black out drunk. Drinking yourself to sleep.
Bill: hey man do you remember last night?
bob: no man I was totalled last night.
by e-rod culbertson January 22, 2008
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