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Toyotalled 

What happens to your 2007 or newer Toyota if you decide you want to keep your floor mats.
Chevy driver: "Middle manager, why weren't you at work last week?"

Toyota driver: "Not that it's any of your biznatch, cube dweller, but I was at the hospital because I crashed into a tree at 114 miles per hour. My whole family died a fiery death."

Chevy driver: "Sorry to hear that, middle manager. You really got toyotalled".
Toyotalled by DMD0cal February 5, 2010
Urban Dictionary Merch
To so severely damage a vehicle, typically a car (automobile), that it is a total write-off, that is beyond economic repair
This guy in a 4x4 just pulled out of a side road and totalled my car, it looked as if it had been hit by a snow plough(plow)
totalled by Martin George September 24, 2004
Toyotable
Verb: used to describe the condition of a crudely established, non maintained trail or off-road non trailed area that should only be attempted in a Toyota pickup. Mainly the Hilux, SR5, 4Runner, Tacoma, ect. Which because of their high clearance and short wheel base are able to tackle hills and trails that other trucks should not attempt.
Yo dude check out the gnarl on that hill! It’s steep enough to flip most trucks over.
O yea, it looks toyotable to me, lets stick it in 4 low and climb that sucker.
Toyotable by RJ-mtechie December 17, 2008

TotalledWord203 

TotalledWord203 - the minecraft Gordon Ramsay, spends his time insulting your builds, your life and building better then you
“I’ll get TotalledWord203 to come insult your builds”

Toyotalrecall 

The entire (total) recall of Toyota cars due to various malfunctions.
Hey man whatsup? You look pissed

Yea, i had to send my car to the dealership because of this bullshit Toyotalrecall. So much for Total Quality Management.
Toyotalrecall by JV1st February 9, 2010
(adj) the state of one being out of their face. Common examples are an individual consuming excess quantities of mushies or soup
Bruv, way to go, Im totalled!
the point of black out drunk. Drinking yourself to sleep.
Bill: hey man do you remember last night?
bob: no man I was totalled last night.
totalled by e-rod culbertson January 22, 2008
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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