by Powwie November 2, 2010
Get the Shool mug.The delicate brown flower print that is transferred from your sphincter to the back of your underwear when you haven't wiped properly. Also an idiot so utterly useless that they are unable to wipe their ass.
by WarwickHunt September 20, 2016
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I had way too many tacos and beer last night...this morning I had some serious stoolagtite's. I even got some on my thumb when I was wiping.
by T. Stunt March 24, 2017
Get the Stoolagtite mug.After a long outdoor concert, you must be careful when using the porta-potty because you may sit down and make contact with a stoolagmite.
by Shreadvector April 20, 2018
Get the stoolagmite mug.When your nectar has been collected. You can no longer function as a human. You’ve left your mortal body and have became a divine being. You ask what life is and why. It’s pronounced (shhhtoooolied). (V/adj.)
by Chapmaster33 May 14, 2018
Get the stoolied mug.An employee who is assigned to paperwork, whom sits in a chair (stool) for his employment in a usually physical career such as policework, military, or construction. The assignment of stoolie comes usually as a repremansion resulting from disorderly or otherwise reprehensible actions in the field.
Yeah, McCain used to be deployed in Korea until he started that carrier fire that killed 27. Now he's a stoolie.
by TheLinguisticScientist July 26, 2018
Get the Stoolie mug.At first it was used to describe a weird shaped stool, but people started using it as a way of describing someone who is acting up or feeling himself too much
by Mr. Litty October 5, 2018
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