1 definition by TheLinguisticScientist
An employee who is assigned to paperwork, whom sits in a chair (stool) for his employment in a usually physical career such as policework, military, or construction. The assignment of stoolie comes usually as a repremansion resulting from disorderly or otherwise reprehensible actions in the field.
Yeah, McCain used to be deployed in Korea until he started that carrier fire that killed 27. Now he's a stoolie.
by TheLinguisticScientist July 26, 2018