Definitions by WarwickHunt

Stoolblossom 

The delicate brown flower print that is transferred from your sphincter to the back of your underwear when you haven't wiped properly. Also an idiot so utterly useless that they are unable to wipe their ass.

He is such an embarrassing twat and an utter stoolblossom, I'll be bound.

Stoolblossom by WarwickHunt September 20, 2016