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Steven Sagal

A wannabe motherfuckin faggot, who can't stand up for himself, and thinks he has friends when everyone despises him. He listens to hXc metalcore and thinks he's a badass.
by j_carmichael January 15, 2009
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Steven Krysiak

The essance of fun. An all out plessure to be around. Women love him and men envy him. he is the perfect balance between smart and cool. when people see the Dos Equis beer comercial with the most interesting man in the world, they often think of him. Famous figures like St. Stephen and Steve Irwin were named after him even though they were born before him. God doesn't pick favorites, but he likes Steven the most.
That's a real Steven Krysiak
I love Steven Krysiak
I wish i was Steven Krysiak
by waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam August 25, 2010
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Steven (with a ph)

Steven (with a ph) is typically a badass Durham mans, usually ranging from 185 cm to about 186.7 cm tall on good days . He likes taking long morning jogs and appears to have all kinds of gains.. Steven (with a ph) is famous for his wittiness and his dark/ dry sense of humour - his meme game being proof of this claim. His favourite movie of all time will always secretly be Tarzan.

Some speak of him as an adrenaline- junkie who jumps out of aircrafts for fun, and also someone who can get extremely competitive, but at the end of the day- is humble in defeat. Steven (with a ph) can be identified by his immaculate facial hair, the unhealthy amount of candy in his car, and the blaring of Justin Bieber songs from his earphones.
Penta: whats up man, im penta
Stephen: hey man, steven (with a ph)..
Penta: nyaehh, so like stevenph?
by osiriously December 19, 2018
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Steven Gerrard

Once famed captain of Liverpool FC who saw his team lift the UEFA Cup and a chance to enter the Champions League. Now plans to leave Anfield, much to the anger of loyal Liverpool fans.

Clubs are currently asking for his services, inclucing Chelsea, Real Madrid, and AC Milan.

Mocked by fans of Chelsea for scoring own goal in Carling Cup. Chelsea wins Carling Cup.
Chelsea fans in Cardiff during Carling Cup: One Stevie Gerrard...
by anon y mouse July 19, 2005
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steven tyler miller

a fucking idiot who i fucking hate and i fucking want to fucking hit
by isnaparmbacc September 28, 2020
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Steven Seagulled

When you have a hand full of cum and whipe it up someones face and over there head screamins Steven Seagulled
Joe is on corner Jim runs by "steven seagulled" joe is drenched
by limnic November 28, 2011
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Steven Hawking

Sexual act in which the male completes the deed to such satisfaction, the female is unable to walk or speak the following day.
Last night was so good, we totally did the Steven Hawking
by Starlord108 September 3, 2017
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