the scottish steamer

1 pint heavy whipped cream
2 pint dark lager
1 pint scottish whiskey
3 tablespoons scottish female cum

garth: i'll have two of the scottish steamers!

clark: two? you know that much cream will leave you on the shitter for hours.

by gary andy masty July 16, 2010

cape cod clam steamer

The cape cod clam steamer, aka cccs, is a sex position. You go to cape cod, dig up some clams in the ocean, and then boil the by forcing them up your gf's vagina.

That cape cod clam steamer was piping hot

by Boi_person May 21, 2016

Beijing Opera Steamer

When a man named Francis sits on his male partners face and passes some steamy gas while singing the succulent tunes of Beijing Opera.

Francis was giving Jim a fantastic Beijing Opera Steamer after partying all night...

by dutch-smuggler October 4, 2018

St. Augustine Steamer

A cadaver feces that poops on its student when attempting to palpate the gluteus maximus

ex: As troy went to palpate the gluteus maximus, his cadaver proceded to give him a st. augustine steamer.

by Steveland Cremer March 1, 2009

steamer

What people from New England call soft shell clams. They are know by the name steamers because that is how they are best cooked. They are usually dipped in melted butter and sometimes garlic or wine sauce.

I just got some fresh steamers from the mud flats of Cape Cod. I will steam them up and some butter for a good dinner tonight.

by vballer21212 September 14, 2011

Bumpkin steamer

An action by a person giving head while getting shit on. It is a combination of the Cleveland steamer and a bumpkin.

Man that was a good bumpkin steamer last night

by Knights of west Philly August 6, 2009

LBJ STEAMER

When you abandon your loved ones for two men (one has to look like a crack head and the other lets say a wanna be mj) and get together and play with each others shit in hot humid weather just for the fun of it. They eat shit, sniff shit and definately talk shit and it seams not to bother them because they have grown immune to it. They give up on everything they once had for the smell of each others shit and see who can take the biggest shit on there loved ones.

Man do you see them guys? Them traitors they look like they about to engage in a lbj steamer!

by kmp216 July 10, 2010