Big spoon

Can't be a pussy nigga, no crying allowed. If you cry you have to be little spoon.

V was a lil crybaby so B took over the role of Big spoon.

by smellzabellza February 2, 2015

spoon shark

A person who slams methamphetamines.

Your mom called they want their spoon shark back.

by cranksterman February 7, 2006

Coke spoon

The grown-out fingernail on a pinky finger, when all the other nails are short. Used to transfer cocaine from a surface into the nostrils.

Ever notice how 80s punk rockers have short nails except for that one long pinky nail? Must be their coke spoons.

Be careful not to stab your nose with your coke spoon!

by apacherose1713 January 25, 2013

Spoon tang

When a girl brings you home with the prospect of sex but then only let's you spoon

Did you get laid last night

Nah just got a little spoon tang

by TheGreatPatsby January 23, 2015

dumpster-spoon

The act of laying horizontally parallel to another person while laying inside a dumpster as a means of quiet romantic privacy.

"Hey, is that your dumpster-spooning buddy Manny?"

by thefnitalian November 19, 2007

spoons in the barnyard

term of exasperation

"Spoons in the barnyard, I got a 20 on my computer quiz!"

by Lindsay Hamel June 10, 2008

Spoon Licker

A person who licks spoons before returning them to the cutlery drawer

I'm a spoon licker, I'm going to come to your house and lick all your spoons and put them back in the drawer

by Shawnus October 15, 2010