chicken spanker

n. Any number of slack-jawed liberal idiots without enough to do. Very possibly on some welfare or grant program of some kind. Possibly vegan, probably a coward or French.

"Look at that chicken spanker over there protesting the war"

by dizzave September 18, 2006

spankelicious

A) an object or item of great interest;
B) an unattainable female specimen that you and your friends only dream about, but never have the guts to approach;
C) an exciting situation or prospect in which the observers or participants revel or marvel in.

A) this new sound system is spankelicious.
B) dude, the chicks in that party were totally spankelicious!
C) you got those DJ Tiesto tickets at 40% off? the concert is gonna be so spankelicious!

by Faisal S. January 16, 2008

Spanker Wanker

someone who spanks thier dick to try and ejaculate

hey look at spanker wanker slapping his dick ha ha ha.

by juddah March 30, 2009

Spankmuffin

Of the female gender.

An eminently fuckable pixy. Sometimes untouchable, usually quite young. Your friend's teenaged daughter is a spankmuffin.

Older women who try to hang onto their beauty are "former spankmuffins".

Moe: Did you know Zsa Zsa Gabor lost $10 million in Bernie Madoff's ponzi scheme?

Larry: You mean the former Hungarian spankmuffin? I thought she was dead.

by Chav the Impaler July 30, 2009

Spankbank

Is the mental image bank that thirsty men store as a visual stimuli to later pleasure themselves. However much of these images are gather in creepy inappropriate behavior such as getting to close, putting their crotch right in front of an unsuspecting girl’s face and or groping her during otherwise casual interaction like at work.

My ex roommate, would make small talk w/ me just before he took his shower. I didn’t realize he was filling his spankbank so he could go jerk off until a year later.

by Coolcandle August 25, 2019

Dance Spank

Slapping wrist action (usually with some minor hip thrusts) used while dancing, the "spank" is typically in the air, though in some instances contact with a partner is made. Used to simulate coitus, especially "doggy-style."

Girl 1: Did you see that?
Girl 2: What?
Girl 1: When Bev wasn't looking Bob got behind her and gave her a dance spank.
Girl 2: You know she loved it!
Girl 1: Yaaa!

by evil ian June 30, 2009

ham spanked

A surprise attack on a person male or female performing oral sex. When the subject is not aware the penis is pulled from the mouth and spanked around the eye socket area. It must make an audible "spank" sound to count as an official ham spank

Dude..Her cell went off when she was blowing me, I totally "Ham Spanked" her for looking at it.
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by mtqueen November 26, 2010