Salt bae

THAT SALT BAE POSITION

AWW that the salt bae

by KICIA666 February 28, 2023

SaltLevelsMax

What you call a person who's so old but tries to be so young that he flip flops between the word "Tubular" and "Based" but he's a nice guy all around when he's not snapping his fingers in your face and yelling "What!"

No way! That's SaltLevelsMax!
That Old Man? I heard he cheats.

by PeaceMaker0506 September 19, 2023

bacon salter

one who attempts to glamorize their mundane lives via grandstanding and/or grandiloquent and pompous behavior.

"You like to salt your bacon?"

"Man, that kid sure is a bacon salter."

by john p awesome February 23, 2010

Mister Salties

A guy's balls; male genitalia

"You got some nice Mister Salties down there."

by Pickles Lubzie January 26, 2010

Snail Salt

To place ones flaccid penis across the upper lip of another male who has passed out.

Do y'all remember when he performed the snail salt on him? Don't worry we took plenty of pictures.

by Herm Fern January 10, 2014

wiener salting

The act of creating friction between your penis and a mattress. An advanced form of masturbation.

I've been doing so much wiener salting last night I should become an honorary citizen of Tuzla.

by Kiperovski October 18, 2016

bath saltd

You have spelled bath salts with a "D" rather than an "S" you should change that.

"bath saltd" inst how you spell bath salts

by THOT.exe January 30, 2018