Sexting

Ellaboo- hey baby wanna sext?

Chad-sure i love sexting
ellaboo- okay... so tell me what to do and ill send pics

Chad-lets rp then...
ellaboo-okay chad i'll start
ellaboo- hey honey

chad-hey
ellaboo-*unbuttons her blouse*
chad- helps take it off and smells it
ellaboo- you like it ?
chad- its dirty ill go wash it
ellaboo-what?
chad-OH FUCK I GOTTA DO THE LAUNDRY MY MOMMY JUST PULED IN THE DRIVEWAY

*chad logs off*

stop looking up sexting on urban dictionary and go touch some grass

by ________________ribs May 27, 2022

Sleeping w/ mouth open

According to very very VERY accurate history books, having the audacity to fall asleep with your mouth wide open, not caring who sees you, is how Alpha Aztec warriors showed dominance over Betas. Like, for real, for real

The older, more experienced Aztec Warrior, sleeping w/ mouth open, to intimidate the lesser Beta male ( Often considered pretty)

by Guy writing the history books June 21, 2022

Snexting

Having sex on Snapchat. Sexting specifically on Snapchat.

Hey baby, wanna snext? ;)
Me and this gal I met on tinder started SNEXTING last night. She’s hawt

by jenny_machete October 19, 2022

Sleeping beauty

My beautiful baby girl Rika when she is sleeping

Damn my gf Rika sure is a sleeping beauty once she falls asleep

by Rika lover <3 September 27, 2022

sleeping in the mall bathroom

having a little to much fun in the stall with your partner from the back.

sleeping in the mall bathroom =they went to take a nap in the mall bathroom, and came back all wet and white, after a while. then they went to the bed store to get some sleep because there nap made them tired.

by pussyindick5 December 7, 2022

sheeting on the bed.

poopin on da bed, specifically one with a white sheet.

William: watchya doin?

Bob: oh nofing, just sheeting on the bed.

William: WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?! stop it right now or i'll slap ur butt off!

by ffffhsjwbnnnnnskjnnnsssjx nnnn March 4, 2023

Sleeping hippo

Sleeping hippo

A sleeping hippo is when When you look into a toilet bowl and there is a big fat round turd sitting there floating with no toilet paper in sight

by Chimpokaziza April 7, 2023