simonitsch

A person who delivers/recieves Alaskan Pipelines. Known to be fond of Alabama Hot Pockets. Can also be known as a Karin. Beware of spandex, hair loss, leaking asshole, and terrorist look. Talents include flatulence, fellatios, and meat spinning.

I caught some guy giving someone else a Simonitsch.
Damn your asshole wont stop smelling. your just like a Simonitsch.

by Em0 Sausage December 23, 2007

simondo

A very gay, very feminine, male, office based sales person. Who loves his boss and would do anything for him.

he's doing a simondo again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by anonuk August 3, 2007

Simmons

Simmons is a dude that enjoys fucking shit up. Usually seen in company with Conran fighting off fanny in the town.

Harriet: "Who is Simmons out with tonight?"

Boothy: "Who do you think? His twin, Conran. They're in the Skoda. It's basically a VW Golf with a Skoda badge. Great car. Not like those Renaults...."

by TheManTheHero July 27, 2014

simmone

A out-going talk-a-tive girl who will jump into any car she sees and she is very smart

Man this girl hoped in my van last night that has to be a simmone

by Rock a dock a doodle August 25, 2016

simone

a guy
its a guy
why are the definitions just girl like bruh

simone=guy

by Globglogabgalab February 19, 2020

Simon

kind of an asshole. he doesn't speak well and he's weird. he may be homeless. cunt-licker and an asshat. but lesbihonest he has a huge dick.

Simon: We should hang out
any female: fuck you and your lice because your homeless

by krystal11 February 2, 2013

Simon

A sad man who has no life or dick. Cant get any girls, but gets tons of dudes.

omg that dude cant get girls, he's a simon!!

by Killer of your soul November 20, 2016