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secret soda

When you ask for a cup at a fast food restaurant so you can get water at the soda fountain, but later get soda instead. For paranoid types, this usually works best with clear sodas, like Mountain Dew or Ginger Ale.
Dude, why is your water bubbling?

That's not water, man....it's secret soda!
by Carbonation Jane July 1, 2012
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scratch and sniff stalker

A creepy boss who always tries to scratch, massage or sniff his female employees.
I can't stand my boss. He's such a scratch and sniff stalker. Every time I walk by him, he takes a deep breath like he's trying to get high off of my perfume.
by oldsport December 31, 2014
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Secret Sipper

An alcoholic that sneaks a drink when they think no one is looking. Usually hides bottles all around the house so they can get a drink whenever they need it.
“I think I smell alcohol on his breath it’s like 7:30 in the morning. Ohh he’s got bottles hidden all over the place, he’s a Secret Sipper”
by Capt_Quint October 8, 2015
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secret starfish

My secret starfish is on fire after eating all that Taco Hell.
by Secretstarfish February 16, 2017
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secret shag

A woman or man you have casual sex with but don't wish to brag about
"Hey bro Fat Susan said you laid her last week", "ok yes I did, I was totally pissed , the bottom line is I'd prefer to keep her as a secret shag"
by Big Jack's Bollocks July 21, 2017
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scratch job

The act of attempting to get a man or woman to orgasm by scratching their genitalia with your nails.
"Dude, last night was great. Jessica gave me a scratch job and even though my dick was bleeding, I jizzed all over her face."
by cococrispy37 November 24, 2017
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Secretate

Wow, look at that organized page of notes! That girl/guy can really secretate.
by a tree598 June 7, 2018
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