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Sean Astin

An amazingly talented actor/director, that sucks adorably at poetry...with the most beautiful greeny eyes EVER and the cutest face. If you haven't seen Memphis Belle, go SEE it. NOW, biotch. (and also Encino Man, the Goonies, Rudy, Lord of the Rings which he SO deserved an Oscar for in the 3rd one. And he is HOT STUFF now he lost the Sam-flab. Look for him in Fifty First Dates now (mesh wifebeater...yum...*drool...melt*)
Its our time...down here!!!!
Sean Astin by kerplunkymunky February 2, 2004
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Allright assholes let's get straight Sean Paul is NOT white... He was born in Kingston, Jamaica, the reason some assholes say that he doesnt look "Jamaica" it's because he is mixed with Portuguese, Chinese and other decendents.

Second, he doesnt do rap music... he does dancehall and reggae. Thats why you all pretty much can't understand him because he has a Jamaican accent and sometimes uses Jamaican Patois (Jamaican English). He is a good dancehall artists and personally I like his music very much.
stupid kid:Sean Paul sucks.. he cant even rap...
Me: He does dance hall yuh fassy (punk).
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sean kingston 

A Jamaican rapper who was born in Miami as Kisean Anderson who raise to fame in Summer 2007 with his hit single "Beautiful Girls".While Sean has been noted for his refusal to use bad language in his lyrics , he has also been heavily demeaned online(see other defintions of sean kingston.His songs were the #1 at the US Bill Board Charts
Sean Kingston is a rare guy in the world of rap , he never uses foul language.
sean kingston by lewinsky66 June 18, 2008

Sean Connery 

The act of deceiving an individual whose first name happens to be Sean for purpose of personal or other gain.

Derived from the term Asshattery
If being an asshat is asshattery, then surely ripping a guy named Sean off must be Sean Connery.
Sean Connery by Taigitsune May 3, 2005
An asian Charlie Sheen with his busted ass haircut. Wants everyone to rick his rorripop. Really good at the forehand scrotum smash. Specializes in manicures and bikini waxes. Has an obsession with men from alabama.
sean ri: Rook at seefeldt's nippers!
sean ri by DeltaShift September 5, 2010

Sean Lee Treatment 

Straight getting knocked the fuck out. (Can be lethal, can be an illegal hit) but you still get laid out. High chance of getting top 5 on SportsCenter's top 10.
Keyshawn Johnson: Wow what a hit, definitely can be the play of the year!
Boomer: COM'N man!!! He sure got the Sean Lee Treatment!

sean clinton

A good looking man with abs of steal and an arse that could hold a coffee cup
sean clinton by Clintonator98 February 3, 2015