toyota salad

When a drive is driving with his legs and a chick eats out his ass while using her feet to press the pedals.

The other night Mrs. Sackett gave Travis Penning a toyota salad.

by Lloyd's April 21, 2006

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yoit salad

the same as regular yoit, but when a pubic hair becomes logged in the cum between the fellatio-giver's tooth, it automatically turns into a "yoit salad"

i thought the man had regular yoit build up in his teeth until i realized it was a yoit salad upon spotting the pube.

by blumpkinboychaps April 3, 2009

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Creep Salad

A total creeper. Someone who acts creepily toward you.

"Ew, he followed me! Creep salad."
"That creep salad is annoying me."

by shaniawesome February 11, 2009

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when weather persons don't know what the fuck they're trying to predict and typically call for 'wintery mix' -might as well call for el tossed fuckin ensalada de lettucey el supremO juice to slap your confused ass earthling forehead, earthling.

Lezak (weather asexual)- what say you could be this on here radar?
Busby (weather asexual)- I have no genitals
Lezak (weather asexual)- I'm scared. Sky salad it is.

by uncle_bracelet January 31, 2014

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Taco Salad

When you had taco's the previous night and you ate all the shells but there is still left over lettuce,beef,salsa and other items which you then turn into a salad.

Lily: Hey whats in the microwave?
Anthony: Oh just some mince.
Lily: For some more tacos?
Anthony: Nah we are out of shells, I am just having some Taco Salad

by Lgl4life October 1, 2014

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