shart

As stated above, an accidental emission of shiat, when only flatulence was intended.

Also known as losing the gamble.

Um, seriously, dude, we've gotta go. I totally just sharted.

by bscepter February 12, 2005

shart

Often referred to as a poo caused by the unnecessary forcing of a fart, shart can also be used to describe a piece of art that one does not find appealing to their eyes/eye. "Shart" in this case is formed by the combination of the adjective "shitty" and the noun "art", which together create: "shitty art".

When Rick came across the popular piece of modern art, he gave his personal opinion on it "What makes this good? Really!? This is just shart! Plain and simple!"

by ZockMon October 19, 2008

shart

When trying to fart, you instead poo and make a mess.

"man i just shart myself", "that was a massive and messy shart", "I had a big fart building up but it turned into shart"

by Dr S Spajet June 17, 2006

starty parted

preferable to saying party started, as it conveys much more intensity and emotion;
also when using, it must roll off the tongue effortlessly without thinking

Let's get the starty parted!

by map_masta_J March 31, 2005

Startrooper2345

He is in ESAE and he is a Chief Operational Officer. He is a kind guy and he is the best person in the world.

Startrooper2345 is a nice boy

by ANN0NYM0U$ May 31, 2017

shart

what happens when one has not defecated in the last 10 hours and relaxes the anal sphincter to fart, but, low and behold, the defecation feels left out and decides to come along for the ride. sometimes results in a hard, long log dropping out of trousers, but is usually wet and messy and results when one tries to push out a fart.

nick: man i sharted last night at the party.
john: that sucks man. how'd that happen?
nick: i hadnt shit since the day before and i really needed to fart. i thought i would be okay just to fart but as soon as i let it out i realized what i had done. i didn't make it to the bathroom in time so everyone saw it run down my leg. it was gross.
john: oh...
nick: but my girlfriend helped me. she wiped my ass for me and she put on my diaper. it took her like 67 wipes just to get all of the shit out of my asshole and off my balls.
john: she must really love you...

by AlwaysBord April 14, 2007

shart

when u fart and shit in one smooth motion.usually invovles an extensive cleanup.

i was with my girlfriend and then sharted all over the inside of my pants.

by jim dandy January 24, 2005