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Vesuvio Special

When you nip out to grab a take-away meal (normally pizza) and come home to find that your partner has packed up all their belongs and left, leaving you to eat alone whilst reading their farewell letter
Dude 1: I went to get pizza and when I return my wife was gone. All I could find was a goodbye letter on the table.
Dude 2: Hahaha! You must have ordered the Vesuvio Special
by TeaBagTayla December 12, 2015
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Amber Heard Special

The act of shitting on someone's bed, then covering it up with a blanket (preferably weighted)
Johnny: Dude, why do you look so pissed off?
Matt: Natasha did an Amber Heard Special on my bed, so I broke up with her bitch ass.
Johnny: Damn, I would've broken up with her too!
by the super penis man May 3, 2022
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Bingley Special

A large coffee with large amounts of spit and jizz stirred in
Fuck me, that Bingley Special tasted a little funky
by Greg_the_Smeg January 15, 2019
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Five gallery special

When an incarcerated person exposes himself
"Ay Joe, did you just see that?" "Naw, what happened?" "Buddy just exposed himself to that female!" "Damn, he hit her with the five gallery special!"
by El Muletas August 5, 2019
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Pee wee Herman special

Pee wee Herman special deal at movie theater man personalized butter up your Pop corn with his dick
You want pee wee Herman special for Pop corn
by Kingofdick June 26, 2019
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Philly Special

The act of a woman defecating in a man's mouth.
"I'm into some real kinky stuff. Acid-wash jeans, strap-ons, and an occasional Philly Special if the mood strikes me."
by McBackup February 20, 2018
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South Australia: Special Victims Unit

The capital city of South Australia, previously known as Adelaide has been officially designated a progress free zone because of the huge numbers of hysterical conservatives who bend over vomiting with rage and indignation whenever a new idea is presented.

Taking the stance that 'this new idea means that they think my old idea is bad'; the people of SA:SVU take such ideas, suggestions, and pleas for some sort of progress as a personal affront to their character - something which they shouldn't do, firstly because it's not how to have an adult conversation, and secondly because they have no character to speak of.

While many cities have their fair share of whinging, tiresome old shits; Adelaide has, because of decades of 'bright flight'; been left with a much higher percentage of shits than other major Australian cities.

SA:SVU is now a toxic hell hole for anyone with more than half a brain cell. Investors go where the talent is, and they're not going to Adelaide, the renewal project is a joke, and the festivals such as Fringe only serve to advertise what you can get in other cities all year round; but can only get in Adelaide for one month a year.

Those not ranting hysterically are making excuses for Adelaide; that a city with a population of 1.2 million doesn't need more business, entertainment, big name artist performance, good governance, or opportunities for young people to do well in their life.
Me: Hey, this bar has got half as many people in it as last year - how about we do something different to bring more punters in?

Special Victim: Well, I don't know why you've made that suggestion; you obviously hate the place. I go there, I suppose you hate me too. Gees, why can't you just accept the place for what it is ant stop being so negative?

Me: I see we're playing South Australia: Special Victims Unit again.
by bigredninja February 12, 2014
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