when you have to take a dump really bad and you get to the toilet and you start to shit before you even sit down, but you still make it
by shailah December 13, 2008
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Get the Slam Piece mug.Picking a Female up by her vagina and brutally slamming her into the ground. Also known as a pussy piledriver.
Sam: Dude your friend was pissing me off, so i had to Clam Slam Her
Jake: Its okay man, Should of thrown a kettle at the bitch
Jake: Its okay man, Should of thrown a kettle at the bitch
by Motherphuck July 8, 2011
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by Cotton July 21, 2008
Get the poetry slam mug.the art of masturbating in front of your girlfriend, who then has to jump and land open mouthed on your penis. she scores more points if no semen escapes.
by chimpypete February 8, 2008
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Slambook - If you are a tool and don't have a creative bone in your body, and can only post things created by other people, then copy and paste this into your profile then go find someone creative and have them slap the shit out of you!
by skipdo February 5, 2010
Get the Slambook mug.when the lady at the dmv didnt give me my licence i gave her such a huge boner slam that i broke her head in half.
by A-disquit April 7, 2008
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