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Gas Shaker 

When someone twerks and rips ass at the same time after an intense Taco Bell Tuesday.
Guy 1: "I was with this girl the other night and I got so turned on when she did the Gas Shaker."
Guy 2: "What the fuck is wrong with you?"

Shit-faced Shades 

the shades that nobody can see through that you put on when your drunk or high to cover up your eyes to try to make people think your not high or drunk... but they just make it more noticable...but you keep putting them on
Tom: nice SHIT-FACED SHADES Rick.
Rick:They arnt SHIT-FACED SHADES, its just bright out....
Tom: It's 11:34 P.M
Rick: Well im not drunk.....
Shit-faced Shades by iTS ME? May 16, 2010

Southside Hand shake

A sexual move inwhich one person is positioned behind another. The rear person reaches through the front persons legs(male), cups the testicals and inserts the tumb on the same hand, into the anus.
I was bent over in bed, and the next thing I knew she was behind me giving me a southside hand shake!

upstate hand shake

“One finger in the throat and one in the rectum......"

When a neurological oriented member of a trauma 1 team checks gag reflex and performs a digital rectal examination simultaneously. This is usually performed on trauma patients to determine extent of abdominal, pelvic, and neurological injuries. New evidence shows the procedure is unnecessary but it's still performed and some have become fond of it's diagnostic powers.

"Espsoito et al (2005) found that none of 512 patients would have had a significant injury missed had the DRE been omitted." (Life In The Fast Lane)."Adding insult to injury?"
I just tried the ole Upstate Hand shake on the patient in room 2. Nurse, we're gonna need some restraints and sedation because they're fighting us for some reason!

peanut butter shake 

It's when a guy is fucking a girl in the ass, then goes to her pussy, and finishes in her mouth.
Tyrone gave Sheniqua a peanut butter shake after he found out she was cheating on him.

doesn't shake a tree 

I cannot place the name to the face, and therefore I do not recognize them. Imagine a tree of apples. And when you hold or hug the tree trunk and shake the tree, apples will fall to the ground for you to consume. Well if the apples are not shook hard enough, they might not defy gravity! So gravity is not defied and therefore recognition is not confirmed!
I tried to figure out who you are talking about but it doesn't shake a tree!