Aries Season

March 21st - April 19th

When everyone that is an Aries gives literally no fucks unintentionally. The funniest shit and best shit happens then because all the Aries are just straight out thriving. All Aries are even more fearless then before and they stand up to that mean bitch, or shoot their shot.

“Guys I full on slapped jEsSiCa today.”
“oMg yOu dId tAyLor!?”
“yeah guys get used to it, it’s aries season my guy!”

by aries19 October 15, 2019

Coyote season

When a female howls like a coyote during sex.

Found out it was coyote season last night while banging this chick

by Whitecountry October 29, 2019

Twerk season

Men secure a whine anywhere you can.
Girls whine on a guy as much as you can from; May 5th to July 15th. Then again September 1st to November 8th.

Guy: Yoo emma its twerk season!
Emma: Ooo okayy*starts twerking*

by Linglong221 June 4, 2020

Gemini season

Throw anyone named Mecha or Willow down the stairs at 14:20
Show that you really care for em as it's a symbol of peace and friendship.

Friend: "You know what time it is.... It's Gemini season baby get ovER HERE!"
Mecha: "F u c k ." *runs*

by notfeefeexoxo October 6, 2020

Fortnite season 5

A season where you have to wait 8 hour just to play a game!!!

Starts in 7:17:20 "omg fortnite season 5 is taking so long."

by Jessica_ma_G December 1, 2020

Team Seas

The best non-profit on earth.

I donated 10 dollars to Team Seas to get 10 pounds of trash out of the ocean!

by Somebodythat'snotyou November 11, 2021

Air seasoning

The act of walking through a cafeteria/ buffet and proceeding to realease flatulance on the food.

"I hope your eggs from the motel buffet taste good, I added some air seasoning for you."

by Cablub January 31, 2022