samsonitis

A disease of owning a "Rock" or a Samsung device

People who own rocks have samsonitis.

by Samsungsucks69 February 28, 2016

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simpson university softball

A group of white girls known as the school sluts. Known as "2015 National Champions" but really won a tournament that was a joke.

You fucked a Simpson University Softball girl... Typical.

by NAIAStud September 4, 2016

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Luke Simpson

He’s a tiktok thot nigger, but he’s kinda thicc and would definitely smash that ass

Bus down, lemme see Luke Simpson bus down!

by Pookolo February 17, 2019

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Whenever you see a Samson, you should expect to see a short (low 5 foots), american nonce.
If you ever encounter a Samson, especially if you are a little girl, you should make sure to run.
However, Samson is usually always a weeb too. Meaning you should be quite safe, as you do not look like small anime girl.

Jeff: Shame Samson had to go to jail.
Geoff: If only he didn't rape that 5 year old.

by Big-Chungus-The-Second May 29, 2020

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Uncle samsonite

A creepy guy who says to a child " It's time to have some fun with uncle samsonite!" If you have watched the 30 second long video then you will know that he is clearly a rape artist. It is a CREEPY video as danachi, livichi and popachi like to say but they are also addicredit to 8t. DON'T WATCH THE VIDEO! !! YOU WILL TOONLY BE OBSESSED! !!

#IT'S TIME TO HAVE SOME FUN WITH UNCLE SAMSONITE

by Evachi May 28, 2018

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Simpsonize

The act of pissing on a girls face while pulling her eyes to the side, thus making her look Asian.

Man last night i simpsonized that hoe hard, piss was drippin off her face, she could hardly see anything with her eyes pulled to the side, so its ok, she won't know who it was.

by WWJD1 November 3, 2007

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Simpsonian

Any one of the few people who still believe that The Simpson's is better than Family Guy.

Dude 1) Hey, did you see Family Guy last night?

Dude 2) Family Guy!?! That show sucks! The Simpson's are sooooooo much better!

Dude 2) Dude, you're such a Simpsonian

by UltimateShadow January 29, 2010

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