retaliatory gift

The gift you must buy for someone who unexpectedly gives you one first.

I thought I was done with my Christmas shopping, but I had to buy a retaliatory gift after Justin dropped off a present for me

by HED23 January 9, 2008

retandom

when a person is being retarded and being random at the same time

jeff: "so did you guys hear about the sexy purple hippo down in the club"

chris: "what the hell dude that was so retandom"

by Bubs1337 August 1, 2009

retard

Everyone I know

Retarded >>>>Brock ries brause

by ggvvvvbhjo April 30, 2015

retard rotors

A alternate, and more accurate, name for fidget spinner

I'm glad to see retard rotors exploding.

by blzzthlls June 27, 2017

Retard

Nine year olds who play Fortbite, Minecraft, Roblox, and Gacha Studio that are overly toxic in real life.

9YearOld: I play roblox
Me: You're a retard.

by TealEye Edits August 21, 2018

Robbie Retard

When someone is acting like an idiot. Typically shortened to Robbie

Doug: Hey man I'm trying to pick up this chick but your being a Robbie Retard

Ron: You mean a Robbie? When you add Retard you sound like a fucking Robbie

by Ape-Nation May 6, 2017

Theodore the retard

Theodore is a fucking virgin ass kid, to be able to truly understand what a Theodore is your IQ must be less than 0

(see fucking degenerate page). The only positive is he is tall as fuck but at the same time, he's fucking black.

Your test has come in, you are a complete fucking Theodore the retard

by Theodore Yang the shorter one October 28, 2019