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game ready

The state of being high. Prevalent in cannabis culture. References the tendency of the pothead to prepare for any activity (ie soccer, basketball, poker, watching tv, ultimate frisbee) by first indulging in his/her favorite pasttime.
Dick: Hey Joe, this new jam band has a song with three 10 minute solos. You wanna give them a listen?

Joe: Dude, if I'm gonna listen to that shit we need to get game ready.
by poizon_elff October 31, 2007
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real job

As opossed to a shit job or McJob. A real job is a job that pays well, generally involves doing work you enjoy and has at least some level of security because it involves skills that require training enough that helping out an employee that's having difficulty is less expensive then training a new one.

A real job is one that has the potential for advancement. As well, a certain degree of professional behavior is normally expected of employees and the managment.

That's in theory that is.

Unfortunatly, in reality, real jobs are rare in this day and age. With so many trained and skilled people out there, job security doesen't exist in them as they offer little in the way of training and can get new employees from a pool of countless job seekers. As a result, the pay these jobs offer is way down and employees are growing increasingly more often treated as disposable and with little more respect then beasts of burden.
I'm only in this shit job until I get a real job.

Man, I wish I could get a real job but even entry level ones want five years experience to start.
by Annoymous January 27, 2005
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KEEP IT REAL

to not inhibit yourself or pretend to be something you are not.
do you know today's dow jone industrial average?
I don't know that shit, keep it real!
by paul allen March 3, 2003
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got real bad

A term used to reference a previous night's state of drunkeness. Drunk to a point in which it is difficult to see, and blackout is a strong possibility.
TPF: "Oh my god, Big Dads got real bad last night! He went into the police station and played extremely violent marco polo with all of the officers , because he thought that is what you're supposed to do!"
BB: "Yeah, yeah, yeah.....He got real bad.........yeah!"
by D. Hausman August 11, 2004
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Real

A term used when someone agrees with you.
You know the way he treated that girl was not right.

Real. Real.
by sbj9210 December 18, 2008
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real sex

A documentary-style tv show on HBO that covers topics like sex toys, brothels, swingers, drag queens, the porn industry, and sex shows. Don't let the documentary aspect of the show fool you, its basically just porn.
I learned how to give a good blow job on Real Sex last night, and then I got really turned on when they had a big segment about strip clubs.
by cupgame May 24, 2006
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Shit Just Got Real

An expression commonly used in mathematics when a complex or imaginary number is changed into a real number.
Teacher: Now we are going to multiply the given root of the polynomial by its complex conjugate.

Student: Damn, shit just got real!
by ttango December 5, 2011
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