rice racer

1. An early 1990's or fairly late model Japanese (or sometimes European) POS car with more money sunk into it on paint,parts, and bells and whistles than most high class cars that will not fall apart on you. It boggles the mind why some people could buy a new BMW with the amount of money they sink into a car that you can barely find parts for. Freud would say that the decked out cars cover up for other inadequacies in the lives of the racers such as a terrible home life, small genitalia, or both. But with that aside, real rice racers look cool and at least give people somethign constructive to do in the form of bragging and racing.
2. But a rice racer is not a FUCKING CHEVY CAVALLIER WITH A SPOILER ON IT!

My friend used to have a rice racer until his POS frame went kaput and exploded on him...

by Not so super DJ Gennady March 10, 2003

boat race

A fixed racing contest, especially as in crooked or rigged horserace.

Race 7 at Aqueduct was a boat race.

by G Speck April 25, 2006

race traitor

People who prefer a different ethnicity or cultural identity to their own.

Race traitor is often applied incorrectly to women who would date a black guy as well as white guy as long as they had the right personality.

Wiggers who take pride in renouncing their “whiteness” really are race traitors.

by Bobby Cusack January 16, 2007

this ain't a scene, its an arms race

The new catchy Fall Out Boy song, recognizable from the chorus "This ain't a scene, its a GOD DAMN ARMS RACE".

this ain't a scene, its an arms race is a 2007 Fall Out Boy single

by petre448 March 1, 2007

amazing race

A contest usually held on special occasions such as 420 involving enormous quantities of pot, beer, and food. The pot is usually of cheaper quality due to pricing concerns and the fact that weaker pot will enable teams to smoke more, and only beer, no hard or malt liquor, may be drunk. The food usually consists of pizza, burgers, or similar fare, but it must all be the same type of food across teams for fairness reasons.

Several teams consisting of the same number of people (the more the better) are made beforehand. These teams will then compete to see who can smoke, drink, and eat the most, all at the same time. However, different chores can be spread out among different team members. For example, if somebody on one team is a tank when it comes to alcohol, but another person is a lightweight with beer but a regular stoner, the alcoholic may take on the stoner's beer load while the stoner takes on the alcoholic's weed load.

A team member is disqualified if they pass out, throw up, or voluntarily give up. The team itself may go on playing if members are disqualified until the team has no more viable members or runs out of things to eat, drink, and smoke. A team wins by either outlasting the other teams and being the last team with members playing, or by finishing a certain predetermined quantity of pot, beer, and food.

People can and do change the rules to better suit their preferences.

Guy #1: Hey it's 420! Know what that means?
Guy #2: What?
Guy #1: Joe is holding his annual amazing race!
Guy #2: Word

by jahcu April 23, 2008

raiche

Noun, used to describe somebody who is acting like (or is infact) a tool.

Alternate Definition: somebody who has a slow car, preferably a Subaru.

Yo, dude, you're being such a raiche right now, stop singing!

by Mick Manly May 6, 2008

Wacky races

The time the fun starts.

Brilliant.

Fantastic.

Party time.

Fun time.

As soon as we get down the pub and get the drinks flowing it'll be wacky races!

I got her back to mine and it was wacky races in no time!

We've got a few problems to sort, but once we have it'll be wacky races!

by TheWeirdnessSymposium February 21, 2009