Clunge Pump

When you are vacuuming your bedroom and you accidentally suck up your clit. resulting in a mega clit

Daughter - Im just going to go hoover my bedroom. Might finish off with some clunge pump
Dad - Can I watch?
Mom - Gay

by ClungePumper420_69 March 10, 2021

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Purple Pump

The act of restricting oxygen to the bell end and then proceeding to have sex.

You want that Purple Pump?

My Girlfriend asked for my Purple Pump.

by Jarl_Keenan April 22, 2021

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PP Pump

Pump around your PP

Hey, have you bought that Belle Delphine or Pokimane PP Pump yet?

by JustARandomInternetGuy April 25, 2021

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dump and pump

To poop in a woman’s vaginal opening
and start pumping in the same hole

Yea dude I totally dump and pumped this girl last night

by Memetastic167 December 2, 2021

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Village Pump

Project page(s) exist on most of the languages of Wikipedia, to allow Wikipedians to discuss Wikipedia's guidelines and administrative issue, and get consensus of the topic.

Please refer to the consensus on the Village Pump.

by Success_Emoji July 23, 2022

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Teacher: Sonic, what is 5 times 4?

Sonic: 20.

Teacher: Arthur, what is 24 times 7?

Arthur: 168!

Teacher: Caillou, what is 1437 divided by 3?

Caillou: 479?

Teacher: Lil Pump, what is 1 plus 2?

Lil Pump: 70 nibba!

Teacher: Lil Pump, that's not the correct answer. Go back to kindergarten.

by Raspberry Necessary 35 February 28, 2022

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