Professional "That Guy"

Quite often a professional musician, a professional "that guy" is hired to be a scape goat for lameness and criticism. They are the tried and true wingmen for all those who can't quite cut it in public.

Holy crap, Taylor Swifts guitarist is totally a Professional "That Guy". No Johnny, your just a regular that guy.

by poop geyser January 16, 2009

Professor McTittyGrab

A woman who specializes in the education of breast message. Also, see an "Alicia."

I've never fondled breasts before, I need a Professor McTittyGrab to show me the ropes.

by KevDee May 17, 2010

Professor

Knows quite a lot about science stuff.

Jesus incarnate.

We praise Professor Dave for his never ending knowledge.

by Bigboi68.5 March 14, 2019

Professor Chaos

Butter\'s from South Park\'s alternate ego. In which he wears stupid ass alumium foil and such. Trys to destroy things...

First seen when the gang of South Park play Ninja and exclude him. Then....they get a shuriken in his eye...dammit!

I am, PROFESSOR CHAOS!

MWUHAHAHAH!

*insert such nonsense here*

by Arlo De Guzman April 26, 2005

antiwar protestor

Jobless bum

I hate corporatations! Micky D's fired me for lateness and now I am an anti-war protestor.

by Ted Rall\'s nutsack August 5, 2003

antiwar protestor

one who thinks war is not the answer, and also has no clue of how to ask the question...

journalist: do you think it's morally right for the military to shoot at people in a war zone?
rumsfeld: that was an antiwar protestor question...next?

by foxpaw May 5, 2003

antiwar protestor

A person who protests the war in Iraq, all the while ironically being responsible for it, since they voted for Nader in 2000.

Look at that hippy antiwar protestor, wait a second... didn't I see them at the Ralph Nader Rally?

by Oleo July 3, 2004