pokemon

A game that brain washes kids into emptying their pockets. Evil in its purest form. Hmm, I wonder why people want pokemon so bad? Maybe those creatures make good anal sex. The japs are laughing at you all.

*Be advised squad, we're on the lookout for a 15 yr. old male who is still obsessed, eliminate quickly and silently* So, your 15 yrs old, and your still playing a game designed to target 8 yr olds. Sad, so sad. Seems like we might have to put this one down. BOOOOM! Oh well, one less possessed demon pokemon lover. I love this job.

by P8NTbal ESF June 23, 2003

pokemon

A cartoon known to attempt to create hot chicks, but failed miserably at that...though the first seasons up to Johto were great.

Look! That red-haried girl from Pokemon! I would love to see some Hentai of her!

by Ash's Mom is not hot January 24, 2005

pokemons

the act of exchanging naked pictures of your friends, friends girlfriend/boyfriends in the hopes of "catching them all"

Let's trade pokemons!

by pizzagirl87 July 7, 2009

Pokemon

A TV show/video game/ trading card game that ranks among the worst of all three categories.

Pokemon sux.

by Anonymous May 13, 2003

Pokemon

1. stupid child game played by flipping cards and tazos.
2. to poke a man

Child: Lets play pokemon
Adult: Fuck off kid

by Fanaticfttee November 23, 2010

pokemon

1) The slang way for a gangster/black man to say "poking man" as a way to inform the "poker" that he is "poking" and should stop.
2) A series of movies/cards/action-figures/toys that are extremely annoying. for most people,,, "Godam retarted unbelievable mounds of portable testicle warts" fits the description better.
3) My worst nightmare.

1)
Gangsta#1: Pokemon!
Gangsta#2: Kk jeez sorry... im not poking u!!! im not poking u.
*Bam* *gangsta 2 gone*
2)
*Micheal Jackson
3) "aaa OMGz!11!!!1!1!!!!!!!!111 it a pokemon!!!Z

by YugihoDude June 29, 2006

pemonk

A hybrid between a emo, and a punk individual.

kid #1: God, John is so Emo.
kid #2: No hes a punk.
kid #1: Fine hes a pemonk.

by Naranja October 5, 2007