Lord Custard Pigeon-Pants

A friend of the Pigeon, Lord Custard first became known to men of science in the late 1900"s
His Redactive Pigeon Cages were both a scientific and an engineering leap forward, but were considered commercially unviable.

That nonwithstanding, he was cast out from the group of scientists (The Group of the Golden Compass) and sent into the academic wilderness in Manitoba (Canada).

Alone and unloved, he turned once again to the pigeon community for support and guidance, and was granted such.

During 12 long years, he wrote, re-wrote and finsalised his Magnus Opus, al la Ubermench - 'I am a Pigeon, Get Me Out Of Here'

B 1945
D 1998

I am a gigantic pigeon and I must be given sanctuary , for I am none other than Lord Custard Pigeon-Pants

by realistic mud 777 December 4, 2010

Pigeon Goggling

When humans scream and oddly flap their arms to get rid of feathered pests such as pigeons.

I wish people would stop pigeon goggling it's disturbing my teatime.

by Doctortheoliusmacdonaldo December 17, 2014

pigeoning

Cumming off a balcony, and preferably hitting someone with your cum as well.

Tom: I'm going to go pigeon to have so fun tonight.
Sally: Ohhh can I cum ;) too I love pigeoning on people.

by Gentlewatcher August 13, 2018

Pigeon

A person who is always clueless, constantly looking around, and walks with a wandering look.

He’s such a pigeon!

by 🤪😋😮 July 24, 2022

pigeon

Someone that is constantly hating, bashing and shitting on your ideas or people. Doesnt matter where your at either theres always that one person. In translation to a pigeon because they shit on everything and anywhere that is nice,hot,ugly, exc.

eric: this party sucks i hate these people, they dont even have good alcohol, and this place smells....
josh: bro your being a pigeon if you dont wanna be here leave...

by LiveLikeABoss October 25, 2011

Pigeon Pounder

When a New Yorker gets a little bored in the city, they will often go out on the streets and find a pigeon (ideally a baby) and start absolutely pounding it to the moon and back. The power at which they please themselves is enough to bring the dollar slice back.

Man... I'm thinking of doing a Pigeon Pounder later, are you down?

by newyorker51 July 18, 2025

pigeoned

When you and another person are communicating in a thread, a third party jumps in a drops a load of shit into the thread and then disappears.

dude - last night I was having a great conversation with Trista on FB - some random chick popped in and PIGEONED our chat.

by pithhelmet October 20, 2020