Pete Teds

Sexy as fuck, the big ding, a champion amongst men. An awesome guy that is fun, sexy and random.

‘I wish I had a Pete Teds’ ‘Pete teds. What a dreamy fucker’

by FunkyGiraffe9 January 17, 2022

Pete Skeet

The best skeeter to ever lay your eyes on. If you need Pete, he’ll go on and skeet right over to you. Through thick and thin, mainly thick, he will be there for you. Pete will also make you skeet uncontrollably! Also, he’s married to Nev.

Fiona: “Who’s Pete Skeet?”
Tishia: “You Pete? Cause I’m about to skeet.”

by captainjoong January 20, 2022

Cornhole Pete

Affectionate nickname for former South Bend mayor Pete Buddigieg, most recently posing as Transportation Secretary in the supremely talented Biden adminstration.

That Cornhole Pete's a real caution. He thinks most people consider him masculine because he deliberately wears a 5 o'clock shadow.

by Joey Buffalo December 14, 2021

Skinny Pete

Can be a meth addict, but is a great friend. Skinny. Wears beanie his whole life. Likes video games.

Skinny Pete: "Badger, Im gonna destroy you bro."
Badger: "No"

by Boat21 January 25, 2022

Pickle Pete

An extremely muscular gigachad who runs a youtube channel

“yo did you see that new Pickle Pete upload?”
“Yeah, I can’t wait until part 3!”

by lettuceman21 April 13, 2022

Pete

pete is my best friend,, i love them sm <33

i hope we don’t ever argue , i hope we will stay friends until the end 💗

person one: pete is amazing bro
person two: ur jus now finding that out??

by averiiiiii April 18, 2022

Pete

Pete is a cool polish guy on the people playground server

Person 1 Hey have you met Pete?
Person 2 Yeah he's a pretty cool guy

by Simon The Snail January 30, 2021