Pete Townshend

Its interesting how people ignore the likelihood that a guy like Pete Townshend would happily try and put them out on the street because he is talented at something they like (music). Some people even think the guy is awesome even though they've never met him and dont know him.

Before the Who, who the fuck was Pete Townshend? Without the Who, who the fuck is Pete Townshend?

by Solid Mantis October 2, 2020

Pete

A fucking blessed hog who loves us all and tortured the fucking sinners. Monkey Boo is his accomplice but he’s a fucking pig ass.

“Wow, I love Pete, he’s such a blesser!” “Me too!”

by ItsTheComCom July 17, 2022

Pete

Someone who will do anything for a laugh.

Can’t believe that dude put a trash can over his head. What a Pete.

by Bubinator November 18, 2020

Texas Pete facial

When you shake a slightly opened bottle of Texas Pete hot sauce unknowing that it was open and slinging hot sauce into someone’s face and eyes.

That shit was hot!!

Well that’s a Texas Pete facial for ya.

by Soupdetaco March 9, 2024

Cornhole Pete

Affectionate nickname for former South Bend mayor Pete Buddigieg, most recently posing as Transportation Secretary in the supremely talented Biden adminstration.

That Cornhole Pete's a real caution. He thinks most people consider him masculine because he deliberately wears a 5 o'clock shadow.

by Joey Buffalo December 14, 2021

Pulled a "Pete"

Acting carelessly or foolishly in order to complicate any simple task into a highly complicated event.

Pulling a "Pete"
-used in a sentence-
F&*K what time is it? 1:30!?! my midterm was due at midnight!!! FMLL
bro... u just Pulled a "Pete"

by Daddy_Warbucks May 1, 2011

Pete

Pete is the type of guy to beat his meat. He usually does it when other men are around and doesnt give a shit. He might be gay but we will never know the answer. If there's one thing we know for sure, he has a chode.

Wow, u have a chode, u must be pete
Pete, ur sister is hot

by Nigeriaftwrocky November 19, 2018