The Perfect Game

When you tape grass clippings and smear chunky peanut butter on a bowling ball and give it the shocker.

After I get home from work every Thursday I get drunk and bowl a perfect game.

by milfhunter37 May 29, 2003

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pedifile van

Those big vans that are bigger then mini vans and have big windows in them with blinds. Also they can be just normal vans that look like crap and might also be know as a beaner van because it has a window gone and a plastic bag duct taped to replace it. The guy driving the van either has on a wifebeater, a mulet, untied boots with pant legs tucked into them, dark aviaters, a trench coat without a shirt underneath or a combination of.

Did you see that pedifile van? I was afraid somebody would jump out and rape me.

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Fucking vans, only pedifiles drive them.

by Teeta January 25, 2008

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perfect halloween

That would be a perfect Halloween...considering it is the homosexual New Year, I'm sure you and your dad have a great time.

Yeah, you could dress up as Heinrich Himmler and Pops could dress as Eva Braun and you could cornhole each other all night.

by Anonymous April 7, 2003

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perfect

Someone who is so unutterably awsome that no other word can fully express thier total awsomeness.
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Ted is so completly perfect!

by Christeleena July 24, 2008

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the_perfect_couple

Two people who love each other with all of their hearts, and would do anything for one another. When they are always thinking of each other and want to be a part of everything in their lives. Always together as if they were inseparable. Love is not a strong enough word to describe the feelings they express.

An example of the_perfect_couple is Tom and Kristin.

by Tom I. January 29, 2007

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