Black And Decker Pecker Wrecker

A black girl with braces that when she gives head tears your penis to shreds

guy1: Ouch! man my penis hurts...

guy2: Dude i told you not to get with that Black And Decker Pecker Wrecker.

by Dannyease January 14, 2012

Pecker lips bitch

Someone who is so annoying that they must suck dick for a living. Does not imply Gayhood. Merely a modifyer for how annoying someone is.

For instance, Dirk Diggler from Boogie Nights.
He is not gay but finds himself at the business end of a cock.
His foolish drug-addled behavior gets him into the trouble that turns him into a cocksucker. Hence, he is being a Pecker Lips Bitch.

Phineas was puffing peckers with a pernicious gusto, therefore he is a Pecker lips bitch.

by Stoogin-Poogins August 10, 2006

pecker

An asshole that no one likes. He is annoying as hell. Also a very big creep to the girls. He has no friends

That guy is a real pecker i wanna kick his ass

by jockguy2345 April 19, 2014

Parker

Someone who is known to break Xbox 360 controllers by simultaneously throwing them at his Xbox 360 console, due to anger caused by sucking balls at Halo and Call of Duty.

Guy 1: "Dude, he asked to borrow my controller for the weekend, but he's such a Parker, I don't know if I should do it."
Guy 2: "Don't!"

by fgsdgybsr gfbh November 19, 2010

peeker

When you have to take a big crap, however, you are no where close to a toilet and it starts "peeking" out of the butt hole.

Bat 1: oh man i gotta take a crap
Bat 2: dude, we are in the middle of nowhere
Bat 1: i know, but this ones a peeker!

by the bats April 5, 2003

parkerbarker

someone who has sex, withen their own family

Bill was just sent to a mental institution, because he parkerbarkered his sister.

by jacklacksack August 21, 2006

Pecker Pouch

1.A holding device used to carry a mans enormous cock if it is too heavy to walk with.
can also be used to protect and keep your cock warm in rain or any weather conditions.

1.I bought this pecker pouch so it keeps my cock protected and warm when i go fishing in the winter time.
2. Now when my dog bites me in the cock this pecker pouch will keep my dick protected.

by Russey October 17, 2008