ass paddle

one who has worth equal to that of an ass being paddled.

Nice shot ass paddle...

by hermo9er November 18, 2006

Paddywanker

A social worker that jerks off to bestiality.

Dave has absolutely no life. He is a stay at home Paddywanker.

by Britishlad May 11, 2016

paddys alley

Not sure of the origin -but it's a common saying in the North East - meaning a place is cluttered , chaotic or messy .

Blooming heck , it's like paddys alley in here

by Durham Lucy July 22, 2017

paddedpus

When you're gf has a huge padd wen she got hur period and keeps making sounds like *squish* and sounds like a plastic bag

Ami got hit in the paddedpus, by chris. It sounded like a plastic bag

Ants is a Poo poo

by Pandabutt-xx September 10, 2009

padded toe

(noun)- the "toe" created by a maxi pad showing through stretch pants, or other tight pants.

Wow that girl had a brutal padded toe. or Why was that girl wearing stretch pants and a maxi pad with such an amazing, spellbinding padded toe?

by cold_hades June 10, 2010

puddy duddy

A person who has no life or people skills.A person who doesn't keep up on all the latest current events or trends.No clue at all about anything.Lives a very simple home body life and doesn't go out much and interact with people.

Alot of young kids would say this about their parents.My father has no clue what its like to be a kid these days.Father,things were much different when i was a kid.My friend who is 58 is a puddy duddy,hes worked just about everyday of his life never going out and socializing.All he has to talk about is his work.He tries to interact with us younger guys and is boring and totally outa touch with things.

by gary_malcontent August 2, 2010

Puddy

synonym for pussy

muddy in my puddy :yyy

by MuddyInDatPuddy July 20, 2016