two pete

The act of allowing two men to take turns slapping you in the face with their shaven ballsacks.

" Your looking alert ", "Why thank you I had a two pete last night !"

by T-Roy Tickle July 29, 2022

neutral pete

A nigga who don't claim either side but never gets fucked wit cuz he prolly hoop or some shit.

"Who is buddy over there lookin like a opp nd shit"
"Foe chill, that's just neutral Pete"

by Ostrich April 9, 2015

big feet pete

that one mysterious mage who you dont know if they are a 60 year old bloke or a girl like they say they are. Also their real name is too private.

fookin 'ell, how about big feet pete?

by bigpetelol October 31, 2017

Pete

A fucking blessed hog who loves us all and tortured the fucking sinners. Monkey Boo is his accomplice but he’s a fucking pig ass.

“Wow, I love Pete, he’s such a blesser!” “Me too!”

by ItsTheComCom July 17, 2022

Passenger seat Pete

Instead of sliding in the dm he slides into the passenger seat of the car

Random Girl about to get into her car to leave by herself passenger seat Pete (Jose) slides right into that passenger seat to accompany her

by Trash Panda King August 3, 2018

petes dragon

Similar to a "tea bag" however, its focus is on dragging DRAGON your penisPETER, across the face of your preferably very close friend/partner/well humored family member while they are sleeping/blacked out from chemical intoxication. (For your own safety DO NOT attempt this on someone who is trying to sleep off a bender of coke and or meth). It wont turn out well for anyone.

Check out this pic of PETES DRAGON visiting you last night!

by Pleidese February 5, 2020

Pete-Za

A nickname for a man who likes pizza.

"I see you are eating pizza again, Pete-Za."

by persononacouch December 21, 2022