nonce

Someone who is a pedophile.

"That Bryan fella, he is a nonce right?"

by comeatmedickhead November 8, 2019

Nonce

British slang for pedophile.

Eg. Arron Magson is such an ugly nonce.

Eg. Arron Magson is such an ugly nonce.

by British Slang User September 4, 2023

Nonce

Darcy Nesbitt's favourite word

Nobody-

D Nezz- Oi mate you're a fucking nonce

by MrFreeThrow31 November 30, 2019

Nonce

Uk slang word for a person who looks at small children

Nonce: yo look at that kid over there. She’s very thicc

Non-nonce: I’m phoning the police

by Pseudonym 45 November 19, 2019

Nonce

A disgusting human being who should rot in prison

A NONCE is a guy/girl that engages in talking to underage kids

by Jxke May 1, 2024

Bot Nonce

A man, usually married, who replied to Sex Bots on social media. These men regularly post about family values, being a patriot and Christianity. Bot Nonces also seem quite focussed on grooming gangs whilst simultaneously being entirely unaware of the fact that they are being groomed by Sex Bots based in a bot farm in Russia and operated by a 21 stone bald guy.

Sex Bot "Are there any men out there who still eat it?"

Bot Nonce "Hey Babe, I can go all night and breath through my ears"

Sex Bot "I'm feeling ugly"

Bot Nonce "You're beautiful Babe"

by Bot Nonce Hunter June 27, 2025

Bike Nonce

A man who rides his bike with a camera and either records kids or grasses on people to the old bill.

Jeremy Vines a bike nonce

by JezzaVee March 24, 2024