A person who goes fishing for "fun". Typically (but not exclusively) an overweight, white male who puts selfies of themselves squeezing their victims on their dating profiles. Known to lie and exaggerate sizes. Enemy of swans.

Have you seen Terry's on tinder? He'll never get a girlfriend using that Fish nonce photo.

Fish nonce by Merciless6 May 14, 2025

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Bot Nonce

A grown, often married, man who responds to Sex Bots on Social Media. Invariably, these men also post about family values, how society is going to the dogs and Christianity. They also tend to be quite focussed on grooming gangs whilst not realising that they are being groomed by a Bot Farm in Russia operated by 21 stone bald guy.

Sex bot "Are there any real men who still eat it?"

Bot Nonce "Hey Babe, I can go all night"

Bot Nonce by Bot Nonce Hunter June 27, 2025

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Bot Nonce

A man, usually married, who replied to Sex Bots on social media. These men regularly post about family values, being a patriot and Christianity. Bot Nonces also seem quite focussed on grooming gangs whilst simultaneously being entirely unaware of the fact that they are being groomed by Sex Bots based in a bot farm in Russia and operated by a 21 stone bald guy.

Sex Bot "Are there any men out there who still eat it?"

Bot Nonce "Hey Babe, I can go all night and breath through my ears"

Sex Bot "I'm feeling ugly"

Bot Nonce "You're beautiful Babe"

Bot Nonce by Bot Nonce Hunter June 27, 2025

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Negative Nonce

A person who likes children and also has a bad attitude and can be rude to her suspects.

Oh Hazel is such a negative nonce to Robert

Negative Nonce by HazRob July 24, 2025

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