the oppisite of guys getting Blue Balls. Girls get purple toto pussy and feel the same way the guys do.
Guy and Girl making out, she wants more..he starts going for it..then suddently stops..leaving the girl with "purple toto"
by Suxk My Swaqqerr . July 17, 2009
Get the purple totomug. The act of not being able to sneeze. Tilting your head back, squinting your eyes, and you end up swearing because you were unable to sneeze. Similar to blue balls but nostrils.
Gustavo:Fuck!!
Ethan: Dude, are you okay?
Gustavo: Yeah, man I just really had to sneeze and I couldn't
Ethan: I hate when that happens man, it's called purple nostrils by the way.
Ethan: Dude, are you okay?
Gustavo: Yeah, man I just really had to sneeze and I couldn't
Ethan: I hate when that happens man, it's called purple nostrils by the way.
by PapichuloDajuan June 20, 2015
Get the Purple Nostrilsmug. when someone describes something they have and lie/mistake that it is actually something else they are then said to have a purple corsa.
by Surly Barman April 10, 2011
Get the Purple Corsamug. Dingleberry purple is the most delightful color known to man. Just looking at this color gives one a sense of peace. It was originally created for a ms. Humphreys wedding and quickly became color of the year.
Oh my god did you see that dingleberry purple wedding dress? That shit was hotter than Jessica Simpson!
by Asshat0709 January 20, 2018
Get the dingleberry purplemug. A political party in between liberal and republican (red+blue=purple) where everyone minds their damn business. Human rights are heavily prioritized among the members.
by PurplePartyFounder July 1, 2022
Get the The Purple Partymug. 1: (adj.) Wasted on purple drank, an illicit yet delicious mixture of prescription promethazine/codeine cough syrup and one's preferred lemon/lime soda, served in a cheap styrofoam cup. Sometimes spelled 'purple-drunk'.
2: (n.) A person who is intoxicated from purp orpurple drank (e.g., every member of Three Six Mafia), often a Southerner or baker. Such people often exhibit drowsiness from the promethazine, as well as opioid-induced hallucinations from excessive consumption.
2: (n.) A person who is intoxicated from purp orpurple drank (e.g., every member of Three Six Mafia), often a Southerner or baker. Such people often exhibit drowsiness from the promethazine, as well as opioid-induced hallucinations from excessive consumption.
guy 1: I got busted by the po-po for dranking and driving; apparently, I hallucinated that I was crowdsurfing at a Three Six Mafia concert and crashed my slab into a dumpster.
guy 2: Damn! You mush have been totally purple drunk!
guy 2: Damn! You mush have been totally purple drunk!
by chillr October 10, 2013
Get the purple drunkmug. A penis with a bunch of rubber bands tied around it while erect so tightly that it eventually bursts open from the erotic pressure. Usually prepared by first giving the victim 5x a normal dose of Viagra for maximum effect.
Well Greg won't be fucking your wife anymore. We gave him a purple popper and his cock blew right the fuck up. Also he had a heart attack, but 28 viagra will do that to a man.
by Magical Magistrate June 23, 2019
Get the Purple Poppermug.