stop drop and fap

The term for when your browsing the internet, and stumble across a pornographic image so compelling, that you must commence fapping (masurbating) immediately.

Steve was browsing the net, he found the sexiest pic ever and from there it was stop drop and fap.

by Mike Simons July 12, 2011

fap finding mission

The process of selecting the perfect video to fap to when overwhelmed by options. This problem has become increasingly prominent with the advent of porn tube websites.

I spent the better part of an hour on Pornhub last night on an epic fap finding mission.

by The Juggersnort December 20, 2015

Fap Frenzy February

A month like Destroy Dick December, but in February.

¨Hey Brian are you going to do Fap Frenzy February?¨
¨Hell yeah brother!¨

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deja fap

Magic sense to know when you're about to get caught having a wank.

Be alert, gentlemen.

Man, I almost got caught fapping by my mom, but then deja fap kicked in, and I covered up just in time.

by anarchomaniac January 19, 2011

Mad Fap

Becoming so enraged by a situation that you have to vehemently punish your genitalia and proving that you are Master of the Universe

I just got done playing Gears of War with the bros, now I gotta go Mad Fap

by ScarlettHarlot October 14, 2016

fap smear

When you are in the waiting room while your girlfriend is getting a pap smear, you fap fap to the women's magazines and smear it all over the pages.

I should wash my hands after performing a couple fap smears this morning...but I won't.

by Bruce the Deuce November 27, 2012

Surprise Fapping

when you masturbate in front of a door that will eventually be opened

Tim completely surprised me when I opened the door and he was fapping. He was surprise fapping.

by sirderpalot July 3, 2012