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coffee nap

a nap induced by the consumption of copious amounts of coffee, typically the result of either incredibly high caffeine tolerance or exhaustion from such overinduldence
Man, I just slammed a french press and I'm totally wiped; time for a coffee nap.
by lawndart86 December 16, 2011
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Cat Nap

A short nap...during which feline fecal matter is smeared across an enemy's face to resemble cat whiskers.
While Aidan was napping, Nathan snuck into his room and with the help of chairman Meow Zedong, turned his afternoon nap into a cat nap.
by Derrick Submarine January 6, 2011
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Skank Nap

A nap taken after getting ready to go out (to party) and before actually walking out the door.
I was out so late last night, I need to take a skank nap after I do my make-up tonight!
by la_lux September 25, 2010
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Chair nap

A nap for workaholics that take place in a comfortable chair, usually one that can stay reclined with minimal effort and good balance.
I was so tired today I took a chair nap after lunch.
by willbchou September 25, 2010
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Beat Nap

This is when your feeling tired and horny and you masturbate or "beat off" and then fall instantly asleep
1. "I'm kinda tired, I think I'll fire up a dirty ol' beat nap"
by Your Brothers Johnson October 16, 2010
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Slap and Nap

Slap and nap is the act of masturbating and then using that relaxation to go right into a nap.
"Dang I'm tired and I can't fall asleep, I need to slap and nap"
by BIG deezy fo sheezy May 5, 2009
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nap job

A blow job given during a nap
I wanted a nap job but she woke me up and it turned into a blow job
by GeorgeDubya May 11, 2014
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