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Premasturbated murder

In law school, you learn this is murder 1 where the defendant knowingly planned the attack and jacked they penis off good to the thought of dead bodies and blood and guts
Joey got a conviction for premasturbated murder. He killed a dead body and ate its cock and jacked off to it
by D Flawless February 11, 2022
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Axe Murderer

The worst, most vicious, evil, brutal, wicked, and violent type of killer you could possibly encounter. A killer whose murders are brutal and wicked, often kills with either an axe, gun, or explosive device, and whose murders leave a wickedly gruesome, graphic, and messy scene as if the victim were chopped to pieces with an axe.
The murder scene was gruesome, wicked, and looked like the victim was chopped up and ripped apart with an axe. The victim was murdered by an axe murderer.
by He who knows11 March 26, 2022
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murder hens

Person 1: Do you see that murder hen?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Murder hens are dangerous, stay away!
by cowsareaspeciesofcattle(good) November 8, 2022
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Fortnite murder

a game where people murder each other by whipping them with bananas, especially their bananas if you know what I mean.
Yo I have a shotgun in my pants Fortnite murder
by anonymous June 16, 2024
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Murder Addicts

Serial Killers and/or people who are addicted to the thought, feeling, and/or action of killing in general. Whether that may be done by “homicide by cop” which WILL be impossible, hands on homicide, and/or assisted suicide/homicide.
“Oh look at him…. he’s always gossiping with groups of people and his friend about people they don’t like ALLLL THE TIME, such murder addicts.”

“Oh look at her…. she’s always gossiping with groups of people and her friend about people they don’t like ALLLL THE TIME, such murder addicts.”
by HotLavaBoi December 6, 2022
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Murder hoe

An English translation for the word Yandere, basically a psychopathic bitch who will go to extreme lengths to be in a relationship with you, such as murdering potential rivals, stalking, etc.
Guy 1: Bro, i need your help man! I think Leah is stalking me!

Guy 2: Leah? The girl who pushed som kid out the window in kindergarten for talking to her friend?

Guy 1: Yeah man!

Guy 2: Well, there's only one way to deal with murder hoes... *cocks shotgun* you get 'em first!
by Bingus bongus moment November 26, 2021
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Murder Tyridge Day

December 15 - be able to legally kill tyridge if a Christmas update hasn't been released yet
person: WHERE'S THE CHRISTMAS UPDAET TYERIDG!!! I'VE BEEN WAITING YEARS!
person 2: hey!!! it's Murder Tyridge Day!!! we can kill him now

person: heck yae
by adfawqq December 15, 2023
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