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Monday

Noun: Mondays are when we meet the koala lord and the kangaroo lord, along with our magic potion of Watson’s lychee soda. It also happens when we take millions of photos and selfies, like crazy people. We model ourselves with glassy glasses, on promotion BUY ONE GET ONE FREE. Sometimes, we TRY to practice (very hard indeed), but that never happens. If mom is reading this, YES I PRACTICE WHEN I GO TO MONDAYS AND DO ALLLL MY HOMEWORK. We (me) also eat 12000 packs of seaweed, --- new record, surplus package, my computer farts.
I love Mondays. I ran out of Monday tickets. Mondays, 100 dollars.
by where is the lychee soda January 6, 2022
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Monday

A day in the week.
Also known as the worst day in the whole week.
Mike: I have to go back to work on Monday.
Adam: fucking hell, that sucks.
by peepeepoopoo2101 March 22, 2022
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monday morning

person 1: "tomorrow is monday morning"
person 2: "please unalive me :)"
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Montayvious

Has a girl stay out his phone. Stop being thirsty. It’s embarrassing. Thank you.
Montayvious doesn’t like you females.
by Xuiziiiz June 19, 2022
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Monday

The day Gandalf get's to lick her gram cracker. Her favorite activity.
"Today is Monday. which means Gandalf gets to lick a gram cracker"
by Moxxiemoo August 22, 2022
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Montaya

Montaya or Montayah is an extremely uncommon name that I have only heard once.

Montaya(h) is creative, mostly an extrovert and tries her hardest to be accepted.
Sometimes they will try too hard to fit in and be accepted into society that it can ruin them.

They constantly overthink everything they do. Montaya’s are amazing friends, if you are lucky enough to have such a rare name in your life, keep them in your life.
Montaya’s are funny, pretty, sexy and love sport, but can’t stick to just one.
Be careful of the testing bitch face, there is a resting bitch underneath…

They like to flirt, but can never seem ready enough for a relationship.
Sally: who’s the new girl, she looks like a bitch but is super nice?

Olivia: oh, you must be talking about Montayah (h)
by Thatnirvanagirl December 13, 2022
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Moncayo

A Moncayo is a rare form of terroristic Muslim that rides camels. Some may call him a camel jockey or a dune coon however a Moncayo is way more of a terrorist than a dune coon or camel jockey could ever be.
John: dude Matt is being a total dick to george man

Carti: yeah he’s just being a Moncayo again
by Gunbroker69 December 24, 2022
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