mommajamma

a mommajamma is where your own mom fucks you in your sleep after your dad gets put out the house then is allowed to come back the next day. my moms phchotic.

my mom mommajammad me in my sleep

by creckercodes May 10, 2023

momdane

The Everyday, usual, same ol', type of day to day for a mom.

It's hard to find joy in the Momdane.

by MightyMeems August 28, 2023

Momdane

momdane: an exponentially mightier level of the mundane, specifically established for the role of mom.

Finding joy in the momdane of diapers and tantrums is difficult, disheartening, and discouraging. But the momdane is just for us moms and we are given Mightier Power to overcome.

by MightyMeems August 28, 2023

Momma’s child

Momma’s child is a man/woman regardless of age that takes care of his/her mother. Momma’s child is the great child to check up on mom. Kind’ve like God’s child. A saint that looks out for mom 100% of the time and does for mom at least 75% of the time. A child that treads lightly and attempts not to inconvenience their mother. A child that will repay their mother for any unintended inconveniences. The one that feels close to mom that will hand deliver the most respect. With a momma’s child a mother can live with this child and spoil their mom rather than a mommas boy/girl who will leach off their mother like they’re still on their mom’s tit. A mommas girl/boy is quite the opposite. A mommas girl/boy will accept any and everything from mom. This kid will have mom take care of them and spoil them. This child will live with their mom like a little kid and reap all the benefits of their mom till the very end. A mommas boy/girl is fully acceptable and not at all demeaning as an adolescent or incapable/incapacitated adult however, as an able bodied adult, they should be entirely ashamed . They dont consider their mother enough. They’re just there for the benefit of having a mom. They typically make false promises to their mothers about how when they make it she’ll be taken care of but almost never take the required actions to take care of her in any way they can in the moment. Same rules apply for daddy’s child and daddy’s boy/girl.

kind of you to check in on her, you are your momma’s child.

You’re NOT a momma’s boy! You are your momma’s child.

You are your momma’s child taking care of her like that.

I take care of my mom because I’m my momma’s child.

by BigBossNRG September 2, 2023

Mombarded

When you open your dating app and it’s single moms lighting up your messages and notifications.

I only started the dating app a week ago, and I have been mombarded by Milfs.

by Durty Perlz September 12, 2023

Momma Doi

slang for a deceitful and disingenuous old woman can be used as just doi
generally lacks any boundaries and loves to make someone else's business their own

She is such a Momma Doi

by iampoor September 14, 2023

Momanosexual

the sexual orientation where you become scara simp and get poured by holy water scaramouche on by the one and only momano

Find her on genshin or discord “momano”

“Hey man what is your sexuality”
“Momanosexual she simps for scaramouche too much and pulls out holy scaramouche water all over me”

by Cxassiedy September 15, 2023